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  • I know it's off-topic, but thank you so much for linking to the text-only NPR site. It's like a breath of fresh air in an city full of shit (by which I mean ads), grime (ads), and ads (you guessed it, ads).

  • I believe he has just realized that tariffs can, in fact, be higher than 100%.

    Expect higher numbers in the future.

  • Therapy, family, plotting to overturn the system in my head, imagining carrying out those plans with them going swimmingly, imagining myself as the warlord-poet of the enlightened utopic society I would erect afterwards, imagining other things.

    There's a lot of imagining.

  • Wusste nicht, dass es Pimmel mit Sehschwäche gibt.

  • Was this you

    Your valiant sacrifice will be remembered, comrade o7

  • He ran out of the need to hold elections

  • inb4 grapist

    oh, no, wait, that was the other one

  • "Have fun!" he added.

    Well? Are you having fun yet?

  • Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably-priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

    How do they rise up, rise up high?

  • I'm beginning to feel there's a fundamental disconnect between the vocabulary of everyday people and the words journalists use. I can only imagine how the dialogue goes around a journalist's house.


    "Honey, have you heard about the Winstons?""No, why?""Fred from accounting SLAMMED they're planning to move to Wisconsin.""Oh, I see. Did you GRILL him about where exactly they'd be going?""Yeah, I HAMMERED him with questions until he MELTED down. IN TEARS, he SCREAMED at me, 'Yeah, somewhere near Madison.'""...screamed?""You know... politely."

  • Is bischen blöd in Markdown; muss man zwei Leerzeichen ans Ende der letzten Zeile machenEtwa so hier

  • Das haben Sie doch auswendig gelernt!

  • Back atcha :)

  • It's a FUCKING NAZI SALUTE, YOU FECKLESS MILQUETOAST SCUMBAGS.

    How HARD would it have been to write "STEVE BANNON ALSO MAKES NAZI SALUTE AT CONSERVATIVE CONFERENCE"?

    God, this shit makes me so fucking angry.

  • Child molesters and people who talk at the theater

  • I'm pretty sure he's on Ozempic now.

  • Hello, may I acquaint you with our lord and saviour, Artificial Intelligence?

    Edit: That came across way more flippant than I'd intended it to be; I apologize. Yeah, I've noticed it too, you're not alone.

  • I'm a software guy, so I'm gonna go with 'free compilers.' Back when every company was keeping their secret sauce close to their chest, RMS turned around and released gcc for free. That was... new, to say the least. It paved the way for much of the software you see eating the world today.