Fuck, where's the byline? I get if they are afraid to publish under their real name but gimmie more from this author, I want to see if I agree with them in other articles.
Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it's satire now.
I want off Mr. Toad's wild ride. I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.
The shitters upstairs are always the worst ones on the jobsites, and when they have to sling them up and down like this it's even worse than "shitter elevator day" shitters.
I mean, think about it. 10 persons for one week for one shitter. Typically that boundary is stretched. Those weeks where the crane got delayed for whatever reason? Those shitters didn't get serviced.
Crane rigged shitters are the worst shitters. Thanks for coming to my talk.
I don't want to watch it again, but it did seem real real fast huh? Lots of energy in the shot, not like an infantry weapon. Way more hunting rifle than AR .223.
It was just instant.
e: a fuckit, sleep
edit again the next morning: The cops think they have the weapon and the news called it "a high powered rifle" so yeah, probably just an AR
ope: it was a rifle rifle. They are reporting Mauser in .30 caliber so... M98 in .308? Something like that anyway. Mauser also makes a very nice line of modern hunting rifles and you can get those in 30-06
You can find a video from about 4m away from Kirk as he was shot. It's quite violent so you have been warned. If you're into it, go for it. If you're squeamish at all: stay away.
I really think that's part of the form. I've hung around art assholes long enough to hear how "the brush strokes really show the time period" and "you can tell how intense the scene is because the photographer couldn't adjust the f-stop in time" to realize that memes are art and little shit like the UI is just part of it.
I'M BANKSY!