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proctonaut

@ proctonaut @lemmy.world

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  • Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches

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  • Uhhh 6? Ish?

  • Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches

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  • That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

  • Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

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  • Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

  • A 12-year-old girl is accused of smothering her 8-year-old cousin over an iPhone

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  • Ok zoomer

  • They did not reply.

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  • Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

  • They did not reply.

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  • Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

    Oh won't you please sell my home?

  • ‘New York learning about trash cans in 2024 is an insane flex’: Eric Adams trolled over wheelie bins ‘trash revolution’

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  • Because New Jersey has always been right there.

  • Netanyahu: Gaza deal must let Israel resume fighting until war goals met

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  • Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

  • How different would civilization be if humans had "mating season" ?

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  • Oktoberfest it is, then.

  • What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

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  • It's not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It's something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

  • What uses of a smartphone do you think most people miss out on?

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  • I've started using that recently and it is very handy.

  • What uses of a smartphone do you think most people miss out on?

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  • It's probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

  • Help me out here

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  • morbidly sexy

  • All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree

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  • Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

  • What is your favorite kid friendly book made just for traumatizing children?

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  • I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

  • Is everything the worst?

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  • Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

  • Joey Chestnut Barred From Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Due to Vegan Sponsor Beef

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  • Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

  • Honda Will Kill All of Its Gas Motorcycles by 2040

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  • Yes please.

  • Germany set a new renewable power generation record in Q1

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  • You're teaching me all kinds of shit today.

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
    proctonaut @lemmy.world

    sad tomato starts