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  • Cognitive Decline? Trump Goes on Weird Tangent Explaining Water

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  • You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

  • Elon Musk's Appearance at Donald Trump Rally Mocked: 'Cringing'

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  • Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

  • Capitalism rule

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  • Cowpitalism. No? I tried

  • Better prepare

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  • Yeah water horse sounds right

  • Better prepare

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  • Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

    Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

  • Ailanthus

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  • Ai..what? I live in Portugal

  • Better prepare

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  • You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

  • Nap game

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  • And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

  • Let me at 'em!!

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  • I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

  • Let me at 'em!!

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  • Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

  • Trump wants an "American Iron Dome." Experts say that's ridiculous.

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  • Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

  • Let me at 'em!!

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  • Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

  • Let me at 'em!!

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  • No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

  • "Dammit, I gave you what you asked for!"

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  • That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

  • Mean Green Rule

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  • If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

  • Trump rushes to fundraise off second assassination bid

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  • Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

  • Trump rushes to fundraise off second assassination bid

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  • It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

  • Peace of mind

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  • All bodies are beautiful

  • Trump rushes to fundraise off second assassination bid

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  • Also fuck you