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  • Remember being 15

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  • I had a great time being 15. Back then I couldn’t even fathom being twenty, it felt like being old and I was never getting old (or so my 15yo self thought)

  • Dating Standards

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  • That joke was funny when I first heard it, 20 years ago

  • Bluesky Might End Up Defeating Twitter Once and for All

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  • No. Just the same shit with less users. Let it grow (by the millions as lemmy is trying to convince us) and you’ll see. I say we get back to smoke signals

  • Time to admit defeat

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  • Every fruit from big supermarkets tastes like chemicals, looks shiny like you say and they’re all the same size. Also they pick them when they’re not ripe a refrigerate them, so an apple lasts like 3 days outside the fridge before you open it and it’s rotten inside. The good fruit and vegetables come from local markets. It’s less convenient and sometimes even more expensive but you get to taste and benefit from the better nutritional content.

  • Researchers call for recognition of tire particles as a distinct environmental threat

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  • These news are becoming tiresome

  • Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it?

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  • Well thanks I’ll try your suggestions. I tried a portuguese instance but it was really slow going, maybe I should check again. Truth is I haven’t entirely figured how this works and to be truthful staying out of social media as whole has been refreshing. But I find the lack of users and memes from 10 years ago kinda charming, being a decades old reddit user, lemmy holds some of the niceness of reddit in the old years so I’ll stick around. Would mastodon be any better? Have no interest on xitter clones like bluesky

  • Time to admit defeat

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  • Yeah I can live without bananas. They’re not indigenous* to where I’m from (Portugal) so it makes little sense for me to pay for shipping from other countries while inevitably letting some go to spoil. There’s plenty of other fruit I can eat without making a bigger carbon footprint

    *actually we have a variety of bananas from madeira island which is Portuguese. They are smaller than your regular banana but make up for it in taste cause they’re delicious (regular imported bananas don’t taste like much)

  • Time to admit defeat

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  • Yeah, but it tastes like ripe bananas with cinnamon. I also tried making banana ice cream (only ripe bananas, and stir it while it freezes. Didn’t become a fan. I just opted for not buying bananas

  • Time to admit defeat

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  • I have a female friend that just sprinkles cinnamon on it and mashes them with a fork and says it’s delicious. Yeah she’s crazy. I suggested putting some palm olive on it so it would make easier to scrape it into the garbage bin

  • I swear to god

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  • What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

  • I swear to god

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  • It’s funnier this way?

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    Trump picks Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

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  • Just another repulsive face to add to the other repulsive faces I’d rather not ever see again.

  • Europeans on Big Foot

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  • I wonder if they have an iron cast foot somewhere, like we have for iso metrics. I mean feet vary greatly in size, who was it that the first foot was measured from? See, this is what keeps me awake at night.

  • I swear to god

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  • You may be on to something

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  • You’re being too kind in your depiction. She really looks like she sold her soul to the devil ages ago, so doing elon isn’t really a stretch

  • Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it?

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  • Been trying lemmy for a few months, and I have mixed feelings. Not going back to reddit even if hell freezes but if only I could strip the orange turd and the jumping dipshit (and all of us politics) from my feed I’d enjoy it way more. This is most certainly user error, so if anyone has any recommendations I would welcome them. Being on .world is the problem?

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    TIL that India cut the Pythagorean theorem—Edit: its similarity proof—, periodic table, and evolution from mandatory education in June 2023 Edit: before adding it back a week later

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  • Kids in india in a few years: the sum of the square of the cathedrals equals the hypothesis

  • I swear to god

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  • We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.

  • No sex. No dating. No marriage. No children. Interest grows in 4B movement to swear off men

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  • You think you figured me out but I’m actually from a developed country that respects women’s rights