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  • They'll just think they are going crazy.

  • Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they're going to figure that out. Can't keep faking all the existence of all the lil' timmies you "rescued".

    Tell that to governments about climate change

  • Mind control is basically every power. Because if people believe something to be true, it is. Wanna fly, make the population think you just did. Invisible, same.

    Downside is, you know the FACTUAL truth.

    Worst superpower? I donno, farting every time you blink.

  • More like spider or t-rex

  • You have no idea how many blunts these long ass fingers can hold at once.

  • Oh that's what I meant. Guess there was a typo and people got carried away. How DO you deal with leftists leftover fat?

    I keep telling them to eat less calories. But I donno, they get sweaty and I gotta keep wiping them down with paper towels.

  • How about whacky waving inflatable finger flailing tube men?

  • Oh shit. This guy bats

  • Yeah and your finger extensions can be given to people with tiny hands. Or those that chose tiny arms.

  • Oh yeah how could I forget donny.

    Thanks I'll sub to rage!

  • Would be cool if the fingers were longer but also had more knuckles, so they kinda turn into tails or snakes. Then you could just coil em up when your not using them

  • Imagine if Spotify just opened the camera on your phone once a month when you first open the app that day. Just for like a split second. Theoretically it would be legal, for age verification. 🤮

  • Ah the laziness to not even set up an account that needs it. I didn't consider that. Was more thinking of current users meeting the resistance.

  • Have you in the last 3 years seen an image of people in suits signing something and the title is good news?

  • Hey Angus, why is Hettie on fire?

    Oh she just walked past Bessie.

    Best to give Bessie a wide birth ey Angus.

    That's right Maggie, when you see Bessie coming you better MOOOOOOve over.

    Oh nice one Angus.

    Thanks maggs that's why they call me the cow-median.

  • Lemmy will be pressured into age verification also and most hosts will crumble. $50M per caught infraction is wild.

    We gonna end up going back to libraries. Which actually would be cool as fuck. Like Yentl when all those dudes are hanging out in a big ass room talking philosophy. It'll re-spark the postal service. Live music will thrive. Coz everyone will be like fuck the internet, we'll do it live.

  • Would you pay... Island money?

  • While I want to agree. I feel like normal people are still not gonna give a shit.