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  • Don't be stupid. You can't feel things with your fingers, you have to feel them with your eyeballs.

  • What address? Not like there's a number on the damn house. I straight up asked a customer once what they would do if they ever had to call for an ambulance and they looked at me slack-jawed.

  • People have different reactions to different substances.

  • You're just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.

  • Ooh I need one of those. I hurt myself all the time but my house just keeps breaking more.

  • That wookie has seen things.

  • These are adorable! How do they taste?

  • Has there been any source for this apart from The Daily Mail? I'm not willing to believe this without a trustworthy source.

  • Some stores will even double your money back.

  • Man I knew you guys did siestas; I didn't know you all donated your kidneys once a week.

  • These are fantastic.

  • Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

  • And Voyager doesn't get good til S3.

  • Yes

  • Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.

  • And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

  • Metal af

  • Pizza @lemmy.world

    Strawberry Basil Balsamic Pizza