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  • Breaking News from the Department of Defense

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  • AHH FUCK! you saw it right!? OH GOD. IT WAS REAL RIGHT? Do you remember it? TELL ME YOU REMEMBER!!! They're cleaning up their tracks. They're tying up loose ends. Wake the fuck up Sugar, WE'RE THE LOOSE ENDS! Sugar, you need to listen to me! This is important, it's only a matter of time un

  • Smells Like Sarin Gas

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  • Still can't believe that the baby from Nirvana's 1991 Nevermind album cover grew up to become a brutal dictator in Syria

  • Drama in Paradise

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  • Camel toe

    Lion toe

  • Lore accurate Chinese tanks

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  • We live in the dumbest timeline

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  • Rules 5 & 6. Don't make me get the spray bottle.

  • Frankly, I quite enjoyed the war

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  • Mon cousin?

  • Lore accurate Chinese tanks

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  • What you're seeing is Advanced Warfare

  • Finally, a credible Perun video

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  • I thought the 4 hour presentation was pretty clear on the many reasons we should be mobilizing femboy assets within theater.

  • Al-Assad's Hiding Place (real)

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  • Imagine going to your eye doctor appointment and it's fucking Assad.

  • Chonky Boi

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  • Ah yes, the ASM-SS1

  • Chonky Boi

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  • How does this comment have 3 upvotes and the one telling us to mount a fucking space shuttle on it has none? Some of yall in the wrong damn community.

  • A little bit awkward!

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  • Oh well, that's why we have drones

  • "What if it was one guy with 19 guns?"

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  • leans rocking chair all the way back

    Preparing to engage maximum range!

  • You heard it here first: Bashar Assad might be dead

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  • It's better to hear about what actually happened two days later than spend time forming opinions about what might have happened right now

    Lmao do you know where you are??? This is NCD, I have recklessly violent opinions over shit that only exists in my head.

  • Removed

    Humanitarian Hotel

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  • Doesn't fit in NCD, sorry

  • You heard it here first: Bashar Assad might be dead

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  • Today is a day of victory for chins everywhere

  • Working remotely

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  • ChatGPT, destroy my enemies

    I'm going to become a God

  • Dude really forgot most of Korea's male population have military training

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  • Not America, no. But I see the benefit of conscription with turds like North Korea on your border.

    America needs 175 million soldiers

    I came violently upon seeing these words and wasn't able to read the surrounding text.

  • Someone’s gonna have a great time, and someone won’t

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  • Top says I need to find a plausible explanation for why 100,000 urinal cakes disappeared

    You covered for me right?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    Oops

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    Sign at a Ukrainian maternity ward. Literally 1984.

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    🚨 Ukrainian Forces just entered Kursk, Russia

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    Ukrainian drone penetrates Russian position

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    Why don't we simply fling our decommissioned warships at our enemies? Are we stupid?

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    It was revealed to me in a dream

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    Can't park there mate

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    Dog Gun

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    Bro where did we park the carrier?

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    Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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    Canvas 2024 event has come to an end! -- NCD MISREP

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    How to properly clear a room

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    Tankies big mad attacking our flag on Canvas lol

    canvas.fediverse.events
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    Should have downloaded more RAM

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    We need to settle this debate once and for all.

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    Things are going well

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    Visualization of a classic Viet Cong "GUA-8 Avenger 30 mm autocannon"-booby trap

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    An average day in the Navy

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    F-117 🥵

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    POV: You didn't pay your Deutsche Bahn Bus fare