This is exactly what they say about you too
Bro they spent 5 years talking about adrenochrome and "demonrats" space lasers I'd be surprised if they could pronounce my name. I don't need to do anything to trigger them, so why even dance around?
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If you turn your entire house on its side and hang the TV from the ceiling then you could lay your bike down in the living room and achieve the same optical effect.