find any locals who wanted to greet the Second Lady
Did they lead with that? As in, asking as if she was greenlanders "second lady" and not only americans (the term didn't exist before this distraction, afaik)?
Sorry, "tee" is not part of the basic Ubuntu package. Do you want to unlock premium coreutils for the cheap price of 19.99$ p.m.?
Alternatively, upgrade your Ubuntu pro to pro-double-plus-good for 10$ p.m.
I boycott anything that has to be paid or is non-free.
I donate regularly to FOSS projects (that I use).