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neroiscariot [none/use name]

@ neroiscariot @hexbear.net

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  • My boss is a senile old ghoul who demands I put things in times new roman when designing. I put it in Garamond like the fucking rebel I am

  • Oh, it's just hell, silly

  • Why not split it into four easy payments? It's just math, proles

  • Someone is going to put ai farts on the block chain

  • that's a bingo

  • Star ocean 1 or 2

  • Oh give it time

  • I just want to know what soulless bastards didn't brofist Royd at the urinal

  • Epic roast

  • OK, but then I want all the RAM in a tank at the front of the store so I can pick the RAM that I want by loudly tapping on the glass.

  • The numbers are too great for mortal comprehension. Simply gazing upon them would melt the brain of the common prole. The sages are looking for an economic Metatron to deliver the numbers to the masses in a non-mind blowing way.

  • they can pry my roman numerals out of my cold dead hands in the year MMLII (the year the oracle said I will die)

  • If I could use the CEO of Roblox's head as a mead stein, I'd be very happy

  • I get it, I wanted stupid shit as a kid, but this stuff still sucks no matter how you slice it. It's a different kind of waste and it encourages immediate gratification

  • Very awesome. I'm going to try it on my steam deck

  • She's got the classic Charlie Kirk tiny face thing going on. Have any fellow phrenologists looked into this?

  • weird anecdote time: 20 years ago, I was paid to drive a car from New Orleans to San Diego. It is important to know that I did not have a drivers license at the time and I was very stupid. Eventually, the drive took me on to Interstate 8, which runs directly on the US-Mexico border. Along this interstate, they had immigration checkpoints, where an armed border agent would check your license to make sure that you were not jumping the border (which was like 50 feet in the other direction) or carrying contraband. Not once, when stopped, was I asked to produce a drivers license that I did not have. I just told them where I was going, I was a white male, they let me go on my happy way.

    TL;DR - they just want to check non-whites in more places, this is an expansion of something that has been in place for a good while

  • I second this. I lived in New Orleans for most of my live, live in Texas now. I was once told "anything north of I-10 is a Yankee" by a very inebriated sage.