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  • The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

  • Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

  • Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

    In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

    1. House
    2. Little window
    3. Corvette
    4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)
  • Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

  • Right. When we were all laughing at the people who would have genuine reactions to things people would say to them on the internet because "the internet is serious business lmao," that was totally fine and a different thing. It's those damn zoomers that fucked it all up. Right.

  • When I was a teenager, the discussion was always "would you survive the first wave," and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn't realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies..

  • With a playful strawberry jam filling that gushes out of its eyes and mouth when you bite into it

  • I'd guess kind of like an egg cream, which is a drink containing neither eggs nor cream.

  • So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

  • Right? And they don't even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who'd want to know

  • Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think

  • Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

  • Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

    Post more fucking caracals so I don't have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

  • Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don't even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that'd be wayyy faster and easier.

  • Ah. "Scramble the mantras" must be code for big time fucking up peoples' guts, then

  • Question: what if my Mass Effect ending color doesn't match my gay sex color? Should I be concerned?

  • So, to be able to transmit packets wirelessly, it needs a medium to communicate them over. If you stick it in the microwave for a while, it should begin to absorb the microwave radiation. Once it's full enough (minimum 20 minutes in microwave, recommend full hour if you have the time), it should then start emitting excess microwave radiation that your devices can pick up, and then you can check your e-mail.

  • Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.