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  • The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.

  • It must be five o'clock somewhere.

  • Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

  • With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

  • Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

  • Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

  • 'Peoples is peoples' apparently. What's not to get?

  • Pretty sure this guy just runs around Lemmy trying to stir things up. I had a run-in with him recently that was needless contentious and I'm not surprised to see him doing the same thing here

  • Amazing tagline. You should pitch this to their marketing team

  • Purple is the best city in the forest.

  • He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.

  • We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.

  • He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

  • He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

  • The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

  • The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.

  • The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.

  • Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.