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"Humans are just imperfect crabs." - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml

Trying to be the best crab I can.

  • Yeah, what was he wearing, right?

  • remarkably similar experience.

    a girl in 9th grade sat next to me in half my classes. after a semester passed, she leaned over one day and said "I have a crush on someone in this class SO MUCH." I proceeded to guess every other guy in the classroom, and she'd go "nooo..." and then said "Oh well Janey? Oh Rebecca?" and she got upset and class got going and I forgot.

    She wrote in my yearbook "We could have had a lot of fun but you're a sweet guy!"

    and she was freaking hot.

    Two years later my first actual girlfriend basically sat next to me at every lunch for a month, then some dance was approaching and she told me "Look here's my address, pick me up at 7 ok?" And kissed me on the lips.

    Ho lee shiiiit.

    Oh and I was fuckin ugly too, I didn't hit my growth spurt until 17, was far more interested in computers than anything else, big nose, dumbo ears, greasy, etc., so people, even if you're completely clueless, be nice and bathe regularly, it might happen to you!

  • pretty sure shrimp are just made entirely out of plastic.

  • eh, it's hardly isolated to china, people are jerks everywhere. the only things that change are the cultural mores and tropes.

    sorry humans are like this bro.

  • fuckin gross

  • Yeah. And he's playing for the fox news crowd, it's all they understand.

    they certainly don't support actual nation building, they just want the payoff of a quick hit job.

  • you're about to enter a world of microtransactions....

    ammo, eh?

  • yeah I wonder a lot about the actual statistics of crime, violent crime, financial crime, labor crime etc., because the prodigious enforcement against poc, and the damn near global under-enforcement of the white collar class...

  • I think that's what Jensen think's he's got

  • I wish I could attach a generator to this circular flow... unlimited powaaaah

  • and that's just the teeny-tiny tip of the economic circle jerk that's going on.

  • What we ask for is cheap storage and RAM.

    eh, I look at as: we already paid for cheap storage and ram, but the AI buildouts are gobbling those markets up instead of creating their own supply chains.

  • under-policing of genuine crime like wage theft, too. if you only prosecute people with melanin...

  • thanks I wasn't aware of the fascist country I fucking live in.

  • something someshit uh trans sports

    these fucks do not understand human rights and won't stop with their bullshit until they're voted out of office.

    Unfortunately, Kansastan.

  • that color choice has to be deliberate.

  • I'd say reality, but he seems pretty detached already.

  • same. imagine having a government more concerned with ameliorating the problem than playing silly games to support dying industries.

  • do you know they're stir bars? they look puffy and the magnet would be opaque...