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mister_flibble

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  • Trump warns ‘nothing will stop me’ at rally to celebrate 100 days in office

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  • Hey mother nature, this octogenarian asshat who has lived on McDonald's for so long that he probably bleeds movie theater popcorn butter pretty much just called you a pussy. You gonna take that?

  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders fights Trump admin's disaster aid denial to ruby-red Arkansas

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  • I could FULLY believe he's just incorrectly assumed she's Bernie's cousin or some shit. That seems precisely his brand of stupid.

  • 'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects

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  • You know Hanlon's razor? We need an addendum to it that I'll be calling Trump's razor: under the current administration, if there's a possible explanation that's both malicious AND stupid, that's the most likely one.

  • In the United States; is it illegal to use a single serve wrapped slice of Kraft cheese as a postcard?

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  • Kraft singles have a rather low melting point. I feel like, regardless of whether they take it or not, one warm day while it's in the back of a mail truck somewhere would cause it to liquefy and escape the weird cheese condom.

  • Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral

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  • Choose a number, 1-5!

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  • Yeah, the actual fork bit of 2 is nice but I don't like utensils with dump truck ass; they're top heavy when in use.

  • Trump unveiling 2028 campaign hats: ‘Soft launching a fascist dictatorship is insane’

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  • Yeah, Jobs is admittedly an imperfect comparison because Trump doesn't seem the type to try and combat cancer with fruit salad and good vibes (that seems like more of an RFK thing if any of them). I could, however, absolutely see Trump firing any doctor who dared suggest major lifestyle changes or anything like that until he ends up with some quack who will happily tell him whatever he wants to hear as long as the check clears. Shitcanning anyone who has the audacity to try to be the adult in the room and replacing them with whatever sycophant chortles his balls with the most enthusiasm is like half his personality. That's gonna be a major fucking hindrance to anyone who's job would involve at least occasionally giving him bad news.

  • Trump unveiling 2028 campaign hats: ‘Soft launching a fascist dictatorship is insane’

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  • So did Steve Jobs.

    All the medical expertise in the world mean jack dick if one is too much of an egomaniacal jackass to admit that the doctors may, in fact, know better than you.

    Should we put all our eggs in that basket? Absolutely the fuck not, but it does still bear noting.

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    'Do You Realize That This Is Kafkaesque?': Trump's Attacks on Foreign Students Stun Judges | Common Dreams

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  • Oh hey, someone else is still immediately reminded of Mission Hill everytime they hear something referred to as kafkaesque.

  • ‘Full-blown meltdown’ at Pentagon after Hegseth’s second Signal chat revealed

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  • I will not go quietly

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  • And when you couldn't find one?

  • ‘We Are All Afraid’: Republican Senator Admits Colleagues Are Terrified of Being Punished for Criticizing Trump

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  • I hope Sesame Street just goes all in, owns this, and has Bert and Ernie get married already. They haven't done a wedding since Maria and Luis in the 80s and we all know those two are banging.

  • Trump's polling problem: Voters no longer blame economy on Biden

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  • In my limited interaction with people who have moved away from Trump, there seems to be a "well they all actually fucking suck" stage in the middle. Would guess it's that.

  • The US is poised to use terror laws against students. This could be worse than McCarthyism

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  • I remember lying about my age and signing actual ink and paper petitions opposing that when I was barely into my teens. Felt then and honestly still feels now that a lot of this country just jumped squarely up its own ass after 9/11 and simply never came back out again.

  • 'MAGA junkie' fired in DOGE cuts now regrets voting for Trump: 'I expected better'

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  • He served his country and voted for Trump. Now he has regrets.

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  • Look dude, if one ever does admit as such to me in person i will put on my best customer service smile, lie through my goddamn teeth, and pretend they're not, at best, a fucking dumbass because yeah, any port in a storm and all that. As far as right now though? Let people vent. It's highly unlikely the dipshit in the article is reading this thread and I ain't kissing phantom ass.

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    Arrogant Donald Trump names new fighter jet after himself in unbelievable move

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  • What's the difference between an A10 and an F47?

    One's named after an ugly, foul-smelling pig and the other is a Warthog.

  • US asks countries to help lower soaring prices of eggs

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  • New England area checking in - currently about 5.90 at Aldi and like 8.10ish at stop and shop.

    Edit: per dozen