hi! i'm really good at making small talk. you've heard this before but talk about something that interests them and they'll love you. someone told me this once, i have used it, and i am very successful at it. helps if it's not an affectation though. i genuinely like seeing the politeness mask or whatever fall off when i get people to talk about their interests. even if i don't like the thing i get to see what it's like to like the thing, and maybe i learn to like something outside my interests.
lots of times if they have any social skills they'll reciprocate. then i get to go off on how All-Might represents the broken promises of the American MIC or whatever.
you didn't necessarily ask for advice, hope ya don't hate it
gotta have to be vague on details cuz its second hand and awhile ago but... they had to do with how many hours people have to volunteer to qualify for state aid, what hoops they must jump thru to get it, and who qualifies to receive said aid. sorry i don't have more than that
oh they're doing something about them. the big beautiful bill made it tougher to staff those panties, or so it was bitterly explained to me by the lady i know who runs my local one.
besides my (unfortunately) perfect knowledge of the song lyrics and that one fact, i know nothing about him. they are often useful for making love at midnight... i pronounce him pro peen?
i went to a tea factory tour once, and they had a separate room for the mint "because otherwise all the tea would be mint tea". inside the room the scent was unbelievable. beyond strong, there was a nearly offensive level of mint in the air. breathing in felt like smoking a menthol. i could feel the mint on my eyeballs.
btw fun fact: when people recognize Rupert Holmes (the artist who wrote that song), they often buy him a pina colada. if you meet him, don't offer him one. he hates pina coladas.
i wanted to read the real implications of the law not some boomer ass antiweed screed. angry now, but at myself. i should know to expect piss-poor arguments from the Atlantic
maybe nuclear is good advice but hard nah on calling the cops. fuck the police there's nothin they won't make worse