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  • Glück auf!

  • I was cured of my desire to have eyes

  • Bzw. ich müsste eher den Preis meiner knapp 20-jährigen Dampf-Bibliothek gegenrechnen :D

    Würd Herrn Gaben aber eh mein linkes Ei zahlen, aus lauter Dankbarkeit darüber was er mit Ventil in den letzten 10 Jahren für den Linux Schreibtisch getan hat

  • Haltet ein! Ist dies wie ich erfahre, dass Preise für die Dampfmaschine veröffentlicht wurden?

  • And the cowards still didn't implement Pi as a constant out of the box!

    Still gotta do

     
        
    import math
    
    math.pi
    
      

    Like someone who's got time to type like 17 extra characters 😤

  • See my bullet journal that I'll inevitably start again each year during a summer high sometime in July or August and then it gets abandoned by October

  • Also if you don't remember you wrote it in your notes app, how will you remember to look at the notes in time 🙈

  • You'll see it in a moment of clarity, 2 weeks later when you walk past the whiteboard you bought a few months ago to "finally get your shit together"

  • Last time far right Israelis made comments like this about a peace process, a month later an extremist shot their prime minister and ended all hope for the Oslo accords.

    Among the people spewing hateful rhetoric back then? A certain B. Netanyahu

  • Ahem...ackchually

  • It's a race condition that doesn't get triggered when you run the program through a debugger or with copious amounts of debug log output 💀

  • They recently lost one of their top talent for effective online propaganda.

    Wouldn't be surprised if they needed strategic assistance to help further rot the minds of germans.

  • The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

  • I doubt that a server would be an attractive target for common thieves. It's heavy, bulky and not immediately clear how well it would resell and how valuable it actually is. So yeah... Just have plenty of other more stealable things lying around I guess 😄

  • And some poor lady called Aunt Teefa

  • It's okay guys, I paid the bribe

  • Insert i am the senate meme

  • Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

    May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul