Years ago I had someone ask me where the exit to the building is. The building occupies a complete city block in NYC and there are many exits. Using the wrong exit could add 15 minutes to your walk.
I asked him where he is was going. He got flustered, said "speak American", and walked off.
My insurance company company said I could no longer get shots at the pharmacy (CVS). I talked to my doctor about it and he told me to go to a different pharmacy. My doctor is usually great but this did not help.
So I didn't get any shots last fall. Fuck insurance companies.
My co-worker is young and reckless while I'm twice his age and supposedly normal. We often get stuck together for 10 hour days so we talk a lot. I don't share too many emotional details with him but occasionally like to let loose a bit to fuck with him. He seriously told me I've said some things that really scared him. But he won't tell me what they are!
This happened to a family member with immigration issues many years ago. Him and several people were left at a bus stop far away from home. I went to pick him up and we gave two others a ride back into the city. By the time we got back there was KFC chicken and rice waiting for them. They inhaled the food.
Chop Suey was named that because the original name of Righteous Suicide would get the song banned.