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  • The award lost any respectability it might have had the second it was given to Henry Kissinger.

  • Didn't eat it, just raped its teenage mother and threw it in a lake.

  • already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental institutions and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention

    It's all projection with these assholes.

  • ACAB.

  • Oh. Why not simply call it murder, then? Is duelling an aggravating circumstance?

  • Wait, how can you arrest only one person for dueling..? Wouldn't you need two? Is this some sort of Fight Club situation..?

  • Europa

    ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

  • This.

    Everyone is directly connected to the network.

    Everyone can host anything we want. No centralisation.

    Trivial peer to peer.

    A whole ecosystem of worms infesting every computer.

    ...

    Wait, no, not that last one.

  • what the fuck else do people imagine

    A satanic liberal communist conspiracy to destroy the sacred christian American Way of Life, and to sap and impurify their precious bodily fluids, obviously.

    It's even making them fantasize about unnatural acts, that's how bad it is.

    Closet? No, no, that's for the guns.

  • Cue ”libruls are turning the monkeys gay with satanic 5G vaccines!!1!” headlines in 3, 2, 1...

  • They say 'company X KPI are this % better thanks to AI'

    They asked an LLM for the KPIs and it helpfully made up the figures they wanted to see.

    Which became a self fulfilling prophecy once they showed those awesome “results” to the investors.

    Of course it'll all come crashing down once the investors ask for a return on their investment and there are no more new investors to support the pyramid, but by that point someone (probably not the brainrotten CEOs, who are drinking their own coolaid) will be far away with the money in a Cayman Islands bank account...

  • LINQ is... pretty nice.

    Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!

  • Speaking as someone with thousands of tabs currently open on about a dozen windows, just open more tabs.

    And if you can't find an adequate window in which to open them, just open them in a new window.

    If even that becomes unmanageable, open another browser.

    And if you don't want to switch from whatever tabs you've got open and are already using all your monitors, open it on your phone.

    Just make sure to set all your browsers to reopen all tabs after closing, and a session manager extension for when the browser refuses to reopen them (not that you should ever be closing the browser or most programs, or shutting down the computer, of course, but just in case).

    Also, if you're on Windows the SysInternals RamMap utility comes in handy when things start to get sluggish and you need to free memory in a hurry (paginate, really, but same difference). Killing dwm.exe also helps.

  • Well, they do have the one job that actually can be replaced by “AI” (though in most cases it'd be more beneficial to just eliminate it altogether).

  • But he doesn't want to cure cancer, he wants to hit on underage girls.

  • Oh, hey, my spirit animal.

  • Wake up honey, new owl just dropped.

  • Programming would be great, if it wasn't for computers (and users, too, but those would stay away without the damn computers).

    (Don't get me wrong, I love computers, they're great, as long as they stay turned off.)

  • I like the functional parts of C♯, though.