In 3 to 6 months,
<AICompany>
CEO says that in 3 to 6 months, AI will be writing 90% of the code software developers were in charge of. It's always right around the corner. Just like Tesla's flawless full self driving. In the meantime, please buy our stuff or invest in us, pretty please? It's a very future-proof investment! Just wait a small eternity while spending money on our semi-useful products.
My view on the versions of Windows:
<next version>
: will feature even more AI and cloud integrations and thus even more spyware that will be even harder to circumvent. It's likely that at this point or the very next version afterwards, that your Windows will likely turn your once "Personal" Computer into a fully Microsoft-owned and operated one.