I know you are joking but I’ve been running Wayland (Hyprland) on an Nvidia card for about a year now with in the beginning very few and currently zero issues. Even stuff like screensharing works.
“Downfall, a fan expansion for the popular Slay the Spire indie strategy game, was breached on Christmas Day to push Epsilon information stealer malware using the Steam update system.”
I ditched MacOS for Asahi, runs well. Only issue I have is that the battery seems to drain a lot faster in sleep mode.