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justsomeguy

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  • Nestlé knew of toxins in baby formula 10 days before first recalls

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  • When the nestle CEO heard about this he probably got all excited. Many babies have been poisoned? Quick, get me plan #2356. Yees, yeeeeees, it's all here. We buy or forcefully take the remaining newborns and corner the market. You want a child? You gotta come to us! WHAT!? They survived!? Bummer...another time then. [breaks a cute bunny's neck to relieve tension]

  • The people of Los Angeles have had enough of the fascist paramilitary invaders (California - 1/30/26)

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  • Think of the fat rolls though.

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    Colorectal Cancer Becomes the Top Cause of Cancer-Related Death in People Younger Than 50

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  • Most deadly in relatively young people. If this was a boomer problem there's be more research.

    I find the list of suspected causes quite vague. What bothers me most is the warnings about processed food. So much food is considered processed but which processes/ingredients exactly are causing harm?

    What's worse, a bag of chips or a can of tuna? Nutritionally the tuna wins but where is it on the ass cancer scale?

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    Colorectal Cancer Becomes the Top Cause of Cancer-Related Death in People Younger Than 50

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  • "Dad, what's this thing on my Buzz Lightyear action figure?"

    "Don't worry about it, son. That's for me."

  • Satya Nadella insists people are using Microsoft’s Copilot AI a lot

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  • Are these people that only you can see telling you to burn everything down again, Satya?

  • The danger of not thinking it out before you act

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  • A period piece.

  • We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands)

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  • The screen handles are expensive so you're just watching the ads to pay for those.

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    Suspect at large

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  • All I know is that I can help them. In fact I'm preparing a package as I type this.

  • Economy

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  • Oh you young people with your fancy avocado toast.

  • Day 561 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing

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  • The poop bucket doesn't count as a hygiene break.

  • A good reminder to put your family first

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  • My old boss used to make similar comments about missing out on his daughter's life and then he'd look at me and tell me that's the price of being good at this job. It was on that day that I decided to not be good at my job.

  • TikTok faces app deletions, censorship claims and glitches in days after its ownership change

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  • Ecuadorian Consulate Chaos as ICE Agent Tried to Force Entry in Minneapolis Diplomatic Standoff

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  • They get so little training I'm surprised we don't hear more about them having accidents.

    "Another ICE agent dead after staring down the barrel of his own loaded gun to check if it's properly clean."

    "Two non-white ICE agents injured when each of them tried to deport the other."

    "A confused ICE agent was spotted selling ice cream from a van after being hired but never reading the onboarding pamphlet"

  • thank you fb

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  • I think they roll dice to figure that out. In general they're essentially playing a D&D campaign.

  • shitposting

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  • Shit posting isn't a job. It's a calling.

  • Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

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  • We shouldn't stop with the kernel but also apply this to our workflows.

    PM sends you an invitation to a meeting? Venus says no.

    I want cosmic chaos in my work day.

  • Please, my son... He's sick...

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  • I was there 3000 years ago. I was there the day the strength of fork lifts failed.

  • Please, my son... He's sick...

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  • Does anyone know fork to fork?

  • r/FuckingFascists moderator contends with the reality that their kink sub might be problematic

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  • It's like people looked at scat and thought "This isn't brown enough. We can do worse that this."