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  • are you the apostrophe police or something?

  • post it!

  • Everyone lives in amazing homes in movies and they all have amazing jobs like director of the cia at like 25 years old and they do a lot of work while walking quickly down the hallways barking instructions to their assistants on their sides.

  • i actually did this recently successfully at an airport. made it in time by a few minutes.

  • born to roll

  • wow. big deal

  • this is like that cat biting the corn

  • lame. make it like $500 or something

  • the worst one

  • nice post

  • but who made the uranium?

  • this happened to me once but it turned out to actually be a centipede.

  • ah yes, spice

  • i miss the early 2010s

  • terrible!

  • ah yes makes sense. i had cats that did this too

  • geezus could this be any cuter goddam

  • why do they lick when you do this?

  • oh God the volume mixer!