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jaschen

@ jaschen @lemm.ee

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  • Fooled again 😩

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  • I have a buddy that has a above average penis and his wife has below average vagina. They barely have intercourse. They mostly do non intercourse stuff.

    It actually pretty bad now that they want kids. They are considering IVF since it hurts too much for his wife.

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  • I do too. I just run it when they are in school. I keep the vacuum in my coat closet and open the door when I'm about to run it.

  • Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child

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  • YUP!

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  • I have an 2021 Toyota and replaced the display with a Android head unit. Then added Bluetooth + USB buttons on my dash.

    Some features don't work anymore like, but I can live with that.

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  • Have you tried Roborock? It's an amazing vacuum and connects very well inside Home Assistant.

  • Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For

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  • What made things even harder was that the plastic wheel well used steel wood screws, which is exposed to salt. So the screws were completely rusted out. I ended up having to breaking the screws and zip tying the plastic wheel wells in place.

    Never ever again.

    I fucking hated that car.

  • Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For

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  • My wife's first car was a Dodge Stratus. It was the worse. It had a battery leech and I couldn't find what was leeching power. She was stuck on the side of the road and I bought a battery to try and save her and didn't realize I was also needed to remove the front passenger tire.

  • Teens Are Forgoing a Classic Rite of Passage | Fewer young people are getting into relationships.

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  • So much truth here. I remember fighting with my friends and eventually being better friends later.

    Actually, come to think of it, making friends was actually pretty hard back then too.

  • Teens Are Forgoing a Classic Rite of Passage | Fewer young people are getting into relationships.

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  • I'm so sorry

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  • I literally record every work conversation so I can go back to it when I zone out.

    I even record my personal conversations. After Samsung added AI transcriptions, I have become a better person.

  • NSFW

    Cat ears

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  • You always have a beautiful ass. No need to alter the photos. We appreciate the natural you.

  • Teens Are Forgoing a Classic Rite of Passage | Fewer young people are getting into relationships.

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  • I can't say since I'm an older millennial. Back in the day it was tough to find mates. So when personalities clashed, we try out best to reconciled or try to figure things out before breaking up.

    I have younger friends who can't find a stable relationship because the second there is a slight conflict, they can find another person, in some cases on the day of the breakup.

    My younger friends is constantly ina perpetual honeymoon phase. Never figuring out how to figure out conflicts and disagreement.

  • This is illegal

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  • I want those EVs to crash so much that I can buy these cars for parts so I can electrify my 25 year old car.

  • Developer convicted for “kill switch” code activated upon his termination

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  • Again, not that stupid.

  • Developer convicted for “kill switch” code activated upon his termination

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  • My previous work didn't revoked my access to their CMS. I was so upset when they laid me off after telling them my wife is pregnant.

    But I ain't that stupid.

  • Having a baby? Use this one weird trick!

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  • Do not do this. American passports are the easiest to exchange for another countries citizenship, but one of the hardest to get.

  • Thinkpad for the win

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  • I have a thinkpad in the late 90s and it still boots up till this day. I added more memory and added an SSD and a fresh set of batteries. This shit just won't die.

  • teef

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  • You're playing with fire.

  • Hyperlink

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