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  • Don't you remember "God Save the Queen"?

  • Without reading the article, tell me how the laser drones are used on the chickens.

  • They did.

  • Getting shots on the ground with enough detail to be useful is a pain.

  • FUCK TED CRUZ!

  • It's the "2x4" tape measure.

  • Maybe that's a good quality.

  • Prefect!

  • I hear Yakety Sax playing.

  • Get out of here Hank!

  • I think we need a recall community.

  • So fuck it!

  • Needs more cowbell!

  • Thanks, new mushroom and preparation.

  • "Top Men" on the job.

  • What about the wonderful stink of cumin?

  • Some say magical.

  • People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you're not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.

    Banksy

  • Ads are pretty evil anyway.