It's thought the anus evolved approximately 550 million years ago. One theory says it evolved from an opening originally used to release sperm which fused with the gut. This would mean nuts might have been going in butts for as long as butts have existed.
Since we're correcting spelling, might as well go for grammar too. It should be "who" here. An easy way to tell is to replace whom with "him" (or who with "he") and see if the sentence still makes sense.
You think the army wants their soldiers to be smarter? The mental effects (or lack thereof) are not what they care about. It keeps you awake/alert and makes you less hungry. Both of those are great for soldiers.
Yeah, just one. He left me for religious reasons (we're both men). Took me a long time to actually get over him, but I moved on and married and such. The three of us hang out sometimes.
I do kinda wish I could convince him to be a little less religiously wacky. Oh well.
Remember y'all, don't feed the trolls.