She drives me crazy?

Oh Oh?

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German Phone XD.

You win the thread! I would habe answered sooner but DB WiFi…

It Runs the gamut. Some people get nicknames for skills, some for mistakes, and Others for the Most obscure reasons.

Not a Veteran myself, but a civilian who used to Work in defense. The Nickname Stories are Always fascinating though.

Ah, the mythical 6th website: Full of screenshots of its fucking self.

Defense in Depth. I have 4 networks, Home, Testing, Production, Production DMZ. At each layer I use firewalls and NIPS devices. Production and Testing have a SOAR appliance tied to Zeek NDR.

I have a robust maintenance schedule with checks and security patches installed ever 2 weeks. I have everything documented, services are run in their own containers instead of on monolithic servers.

Every system and component are hardened with modified DISA STIGs. Accounts have only the access they need, and everything is well documented for continuity of Operations.

gasp They were teammates.

Most men: Wild that they only have a Stair 2 Roof Access. I wonder what happened to Stair 1?

Ah, the BELT

Bacon, Eclair, Lettuce, Tomato

oh man, I tried to make 2 weeks in advanced once, you know to save time.

Holy fuck, the smell. It was awful.

It is a can of Heinz Deanz.

Thank you, friend.

I have taken this suggestion, and made the appropriate update.

I cannot believe I forgot Macgyver and Jack O’Neil in one fell swoop.

Is this a Beandean?

Needs an even greatester tier with William Henry Harrison, I guess?

Excuse me, but where is the town car?

I mean, if you are going to come for me like this, it might as well be classy

Quake.

I would be so fucked.

I don’t have time to unpack how abject it is to care about one of those groups of people but not the other, somehow, so I’m just going to jump on the bandwagon here with my own phrasing:

You have failed to follow Wheaton’s Law, and it would behoove you to do so in the future.

When I moved to Europe everyone said (and continues to say) that I really need to have a car. It’s not just my family, it’s friends, colleagues, acquaintances… Strangers on the train. I did transfer my license and have rented a car a handful of times to move furniture or clean up after moving out of my last place.

Everyone here is convinced I need a car for my daily life, but my kids, my spouse, and I all have bikes. We have a large bike trailer for big purchases at a distance, and we can do what we need to do in town or on the trains. I don’t see the point in owning, fueling, and maintaining a beast of a machine just for some minor conveniences.