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i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]

@ i_drink_bleach @hexbear.net

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  • ‘All US forces must now assume their networks are compromised’ after Salt Typhoon breach

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  • ‘All US forces must now assume their networks are compromised’ after Big Chungus breach

    ‘All US forces must now assume their networks are compromised’ after Beanis Supreme breach

    Yep, the math checks out.

  • My hatred of Ulf is now pure. I have attained enlightenment.

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  • Look, man. I don't know shit from fuck about Swedish politics, but the "fuck me" eyes and pursed lips while mugging the camera seems fucking wildly inappropriate for a prime minister.

    GOOD post.

    Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

  • Kidnapped for walking while brown.

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  • "Viralstyle is a full service solution for building and operating an e-commerce business for print-on-demand merchandise. By partnering with Viralstyle you can offer buyers every color, style, and size available with no guesswork, upfront cost, or print minimums. We’ll handle your inventory, shipping and even your customer service."

    I'll bet you ten hexbutts right now that she's absolutely plugging her own merch.

  • Kidnapped for walking while brown.

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  • Goes outside.

    Doesn't get enough attention and clout from libshirt in public.

    Immediately explains shirt on bsky then posts picture of self-explanitory shirt.

    "gottem

    "

    Includes link to merch store so you too can "gottem" through consumer treats.

    No notes.

  • I.. i have to come clean to you all

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  • NSFW

    Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • Time to move on.

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  • Many such cases

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  • "Do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife? Yeah?

    Incoming Sam Altman.

  • On this day, three years ago, Shinzo Abe got introduced to the doohickey

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  • You all have sex?! I just shitpost all day.

  • On this day, three years ago, Shinzo Abe got introduced to the doohickey

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  • Battery-powered electric zip gun made out of crushed up rocket motors, galv pipe, dreams, and a shit-load of duct tape. Never change, Japan. Never change.

  • But what does herodotus even know about history

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  • "Exaggerate" being the key operating term here. I love it. I need a marble statue that makes it look like I don't sit on a computer all day, please. XD

  • Time to drop the really big bomb

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  • TRUE! Can't be bothered to design a crappy flag manually when you could have "AI" do it then whine about the Boer War. XD

  • Time to drop the really big bomb

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  • Ugh... You're probably right. Why spend 5 minutes making a crappy flag, when you could just have "grok" do it with a text prompt?

  • Time to drop the really big bomb

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  • On it, boss...

  • Time to drop the really big bomb

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  • LOL. He fired his whole PR team over a decade ago because he bought into their bullshit.

    "Yeah! I am a genius! So why do I need you clowns?!"

    It's all been downhill since then. He probably crapped that out on a pirated copy of photoshop CS3 and gave himself a pat on the back.

    Love the gigantic swooping eagle with unrelated lighting and nonsense perspective just superimposed on the image for no apparent reason. XD

  • But what does herodotus even know about history

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  • Was this part of the art style back then, or was everybody just fucking ripped? Because all the statues look like this.

  • 'Everyone Is Welcome Here' Signs Banned From Idaho Schools as 'Political' Statement

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  • So embarrassing... I mean I know it's Idaho, which is just embarrassing by default, but fuck, homey. They went above and beyond to lick the boot. Such bitch-made nonsense.

    I like how they made sure to only mention the "attorney general's office", and not name and shame. Raúl Labrador. A hateful tea-party spite-lord.

    That's fine. I'm happy to do it for them.

    • Says "healthcare is not a human right." Supports the full repeal of the ACA.
    • "Nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare." -Raúl Labrador, 2017
    • Campaigns for the repeal of the 17th Amendment of the US Constitution.
    • Has been in favor of the deportation without due process of "illegal" immigrants since at least 2014.
    • Anti-abortion
    • Is in favor of "faith-healing," which Idaho has an exemption for, and said in a debate that he would not change it.
    • Introduced HR 2802, a "protection" for those in opposition of same-sex marriage.

    Just an all-round piece of shit that is more than happy to lick the fascist jack-boot, because of course he is.

  • When you post on Reddit, you're posting with Hitler.

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  • This. I do not interact with

    anymore. Holy shit though if I don't type "[obscure problem I'm having] reddit" into a search engine, and immediately find a solution. It is an enormous resource. I just wish the general population weren't such a bunch of shitbags.

    Case in point: I was on the transhumanism subreddit a couple days ago, lurking, and I saw someone posted the actual transhumanist manifesto. Invariably a bunch of chuds oozed out of the woodwork to shit on LGBT people.

    Apparently, according to

    "transhumanism" is licking elon's boots. Who knew?

  • My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

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