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just an english enby living through the end times...

Formerly of:

  • Here's mine:


    • Note 1: This tierlist only includes distros I've tried.
    • Note 2: Slackware would rank higher now; I made this about month ago.
    • Note 3: The "noob" tier doesn't mean the distro is bad. If it weren't there, Mint would rank higher.
  • Works for me

  • 'Tis better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

    I may, however, choose to kneel recreationally.

  • The beginning‽ They've been up to shit like this for years!

  • Is this sarcasm?

  • Ah, fuck. Well, thanks for telling me!

  • Dyson and Numatic (who make the Henry vacuum cleaners) are both British.

  • Rule

    Jump
  • Binary instead of unary

  • Here it is in greentext form:

     plaintext
        
    >"error on line 42"
    >look inside
    >no code on line 42
    
    mfw python throws errors about other peoples code
    
      
  • That happens all the time with Python. It often shows me errors in the imported modules, which are easily confused with my own code if I'm tired and don't read the message properly.

  • Real "Ministry of Love" shit right there.

  • Thanks!

  • Safety

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  • The chances are low, yes, but the potential consequences could make life not worth living.

    The classic analogy is the jar of 100 sweets. If I offered you a sweet from a jar of 100, and warned you that one of the sweets in the jar was laced with strychnine, would you take one?

  • Which ones?

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Why /dev/null Is an ACID Compliant Database

    jyu.dev /blog/why-dev-null-is-an-acid-compliant-database/
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/celebrity/we-ask-you-should-andrew-be-forced-to-have-a-shittier-surname-20251101261648
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/celebrity/we-ask-you-should-andrew-be-forced-to-have-a-shittier-surname-20251101261648
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    IRS lawyer starts hot dog stand during shutdown, says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled” - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /tiktok/irs-lawyer-starts-hot-dog-stand-during-shutdown-says-hes-never-felt-so-free-and-fulfilled-3278216/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas

    www.404media.co /ai-generated-mpreg-schoolhouse-rock-ad-attacking-mamdani-is-the-sad-poliaesthetic-of-our-time/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Disgraced Prince Andrew more popular than current Labour Government, polls suggest

    www.thenational.scot /news/25582292.prince-andrew-popular-uk-government-polls-suggest/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    ‘Welcome To Derry’ Viewer Can Tell Pennywise Got Work Done

    theonion.com /welcome-to-derry-viewer-can-tell-pennywise-got-work-done/
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ‘Welcome To Derry’ Viewer Can Tell Pennywise Got Work Done

    theonion.com /welcome-to-derry-viewer-can-tell-pennywise-got-work-done/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    This week in Mash History: Constantine decides religion is over-complicated and needs a reboot, 312

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /premium/this-week-in-mash-history-constantine-decides-religion-is-over-complicated-and-needs-a-reboot-312-20251027261448
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    This week in Mash History: Constantine decides religion is over-complicated and needs a reboot, 312

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /premium/this-week-in-mash-history-constantine-decides-religion-is-over-complicated-and-needs-a-reboot-312-20251027261448
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kim Kardashian plans to leave fame behind as she becomes a certified lawyer in two weeks - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/kim-kardashian-plans-to-leave-fame-behind-as-she-becomes-a-certified-lawyer-in-two-weeks-3274493/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Can you identify the actual issue Trump is talking about from his ramblings?

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/international/can-you-identify-the-actual-issue-trump-is-talking-about-from-his-ramblings-20251024261395
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Can you identify the actual issue Trump is talking about from his ramblings?

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/international/can-you-identify-the-actual-issue-trump-is-talking-about-from-his-ramblings-20251024261395
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    What To Know About Data Centers

    theonion.com /what-to-know-about-data-centers/
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    What To Know About Data Centers

    theonion.com /what-to-know-about-data-centers/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /twitch/asmongold-thinks-he-was-beginning-to-evolve-by-not-showering-for-three-months-3274178/
  • Free and Open Source Software @beehaw.org

    Is there anything with a similar UI/UX to Google Docs?

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    My Privacy Setup v2

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Internet outage provides tantalising glimpse of a world without this bullshit

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/science-technology/internet-outage-provides-tantalising-glimpse-of-a-world-without-this-bullshit-20251021261287
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Internet outage provides tantalising glimpse of a world without this bullshit

    www.thedailymash.co.uk /news/science-technology/internet-outage-provides-tantalising-glimpse-of-a-world-without-this-bullshit-20251021261287