I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you're lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for 'majestic,' regal and divine, as in "Maj rules majs kingdom."
On the one hand, I can tell the sarcasm. On the other hand, I've seen worse go woosh.