Valorant DaddleDew,Doth proudly proclaim.Sees that the sea is dueTo torrential rain. Dew truly polymath,Paragon of deep.Scrolls Lemmy in the bathAnd nods right off to sleep.
Some of us aren’t terminally online and a lot of us are from outside the US. It’s good to see the situation summed up, and presented by an apparently credible broadcaster. Makes me sick to my stomach, I hope everyone is accounted for.
Had an Irish colleague at a previous job. Asked him how he could possibly be this good at banter and he said everyone does this back home. General high level of banter by default. Funniest colleague ever.
Does anyone know when we even start to feel like a grow up? I’m sure I’ll look back at my 40s and wince.
Ah I see. Yep. And it’s easier to see it as you get older. Didn’t want to miss out on the chance to diss myself though. I was as dumb as a rock back then. And in many ways, still am.
Er no. My progeny is a decade ahead of where I was at his age. Smarter and more self assured and stable. He’s not dumber. But I’ve realised I am.
I break the fourth wall with my imaginary audience with a really hard Paddington Bear stare, then swipe away, but you do what works for you.
Lots of lead shielding and warning signs to anyone coming from any direction other than the bunker door. One very large and just-subcritical block of something with a long half life and just seconds of fatal exposure, between that and the door.