I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.
I wanted to try and emulate what a person might eat if they had one of the food bags from like BG3 or something. Lol. Very fantasy oriented, like I'm making a trek somewhere distant and this is the easy and healthy travel rations.
For sure the honey on the fruit, but habanero and bleu cheese is great with the bacon, and the peas and turkey with some black pepper and green onions go well.
I have a highlighter and a marker I have been able to empty out and refill with bleach, paintbrushes, and a cool mix thing I ran across where they have caps like pens, brushes for the tips and they are fillable for water or watercolor paints and I use bleach instead!
May they perish, slowly, publicly, and with humiliation.