Skip Navigation

InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)F

fitjazz

@ fitjazz @lemmynsfw.com

Posts
0
Comments
36
Joined
1 yr. ago

  • Can you see magic eye pictures?

    Jump

  • Same here, before I found out it is literally impossible for me to see them I had one of the books and I would stare at it for hours trying to make it work. Of all the annoyances of being half blind, not being able to see magic eyes is the one that bothers me most.

  • Glitter Bats!!

    Jump

  • Frickin Milwaukee calling water fountains "bubblers". They know damn well nobody else calls them that, yet they still act like they didn't know what your talking about when you ask where the water fountain is.

    Disclaimer: my information is from 30 years ago and may be slightly out of date.

  • influencer maga-ting is wild

    Jump

  • Wouldn't "woke-free" coffee just be decaf?

  • Australian politician signs off career with a 'shoey'

    Jump

  • Nothing quite like a booty beer after a swim.

  • Generational differences

    Jump

  • There is also the one where you use a bent wire to score the plastic liner on the inside of the can then put the acid in the can and swirl it around and pour it out. This leaves the can looking perfectly normal but makes it so you can easily rip the can perfectly in two to the amazement of your chemistry students.

  • How SUVs Are Making Traffic Worse

    Jump

  • Yeah, my "SUV" and my wife's sedan take up almost exactly the same footprint.

  • Two Open Source Projects Combine to 3D Print a Working Replica Key Using a Flipper Zero

    Jump

  • I have a buddy that uses his to spoof people's apartment swimming pool access cards.

  • Pick a Card

    Jump

  • I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.

  • Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop

    Jump

  • My 2023 Mazda has a touch screen but you never actually have to touch it. In fact, they put it far enough away that it is difficult to touch while driving and disable the touch when the car is moving. There are knobs and buttons in-between the front seats that control it. Also none of the important stuff is controlled through the infotainment system, it is just settings, satnav, and radio (or Android Auto/carplay). Not having to interact with a touch surface while driving is one of my favorite features of my car, and there are a lot of other things that I love about it too.

  • Smart methodology

    Jump

  • When I was still at university (20+ years ago) a girl asked my to help her figure out why her Internet in her dorm room wasn't working. My first question was "is it plugged in?" She said it was, so that evening I went to her room to check it out. First thing I did was find the end of her network cable and plug it back into her computer. When I pointed out that she had said it was definitely plugged in she responded with "I thought you meant the power cable". I almost pointed out that if the power cable was not plugged in then I'm pretty sure she would not have been complaining that the internet was not working but at this point it was obvious that she was just using her "computer problems" to get me to come to her room and that she was the one that unplugged the cable. The most ridiculous part is that all she had to say was "hey, you should come to my room" and I would have happily obliged.

  • Would not adding a stamp and return address on a letter give you free postage

    Jump

  • I was the first in my my friend group in highschool to have a car and a cell phone. My friends would call my cell collect from a payphone and just say where they wanted me to meet them. Never needed a name or explanation, if I got a collect call with a location I would decline it and be there as soon as I could.

  • Mexican president reacts to Trump's Gulf of America plan: 'For the entire world it is still the Gulf of Mexico'

    Jump

  • The theory that I heard that made the most sense is that he thinks by renaming it he can circumvent the Biden ban on new oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

  • Biden says federal government to cover 100% of costs for initial LA fire recovery

    Jump

  • And here I am still waiting on FEMA to get their shit together and get me the money they owe me from over 3 months ago.

  • Live in the moment but plan for the future

    Jump

  • At my old job whenever we had to be at work extra early the next day and we were debating if we should go out drinking anyway my boss would always say "if we are going to be pissed off we might as well be pissed off and hungover." He really did not like mornings.

  • it's raining hot death in Minnesota

    Jump

  • My wife texted me earlier saying it was a good thing I was out of town. Hers said it was currently 118° with a high of 124°. It barely got into the 60s today.