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Mean leftist who believes in magic genders

  • "Oh no! I was expecting an animal to have been kept in a cage, but instead this is an identical cruelty-free sausage!"

    If it quacks like a duck it's a duck. If it sauces like a sausage it's a sausage.

  • I can tell a pork steak from eg. a beef one by looking at it.

    apparently you can't though

  • I'm gonna devil's advocate for two seconds here and say I've bought vegan chicken schnitzel and it said chicken on it.

    And then I'm gonna stop devil's advocating and say it was delicious. Throw some sweet soy sauce and peri peri spice on that bad boy and you got a gourmet feast.

  • And, I've noticed that vegetarian products are being hidden more and more insidiously over the years

    You're salty that mum hid peas in your dino nuggies

  • Appeal to tradition fallacy

  • butter has to be made from milk and not some palm oil mixed together by shady businesses and milk has to come from an animal and can't be water & white paint.

    No it doesn't. I used plant butter and plant milk in all my recipes and it was fine.

  • Appeal to tradition fallacy

  • Cheese is what comes from under my girlfriend's foreskin and I am OUTRAGED that bad-faith farmers are selling rotten cow's milk under the name cheese.

    /uj words have multiple definitions, genius

  • there are more people put there including oldies that don't bring their fucking glasses at the supermarket with them.

    And you think Granny is going to have an easier time understanding "NEW! CHIA SEED STÖRNK" than a steak in a green package?

  • It's the same thing as "lactose-free milk" vs. "almond milk". One is produced by a cow (and an extra enzyme to split the lactose), the other by draining California's water table.

    Nah, you're wrong. Lactose free milk could come from a goat, a human, or even a coconut. You think milk means cow milk cause you forgot what milk means.

    (Also what the fuck do you think cows make milk out of? Pixie dust and genie wishes? Nah. Cows make their milk out of California's water table and corn that grows from California's water table.)

  • Is it not okay to call a spade a spade?

    Not in France. In France you have to invent a confusing new name for spades.

  • So you're saying a picture of the food was front and centre, you could see exactly what it looked like, and you still managed to buy the wrong thing by accident?

    Maybe the fact that you can't tell the products apart is a sign that there's some sort of similarity or common denominator between them. If only we had some sort of linguistic function to indicate that two objects are similar.

  • Fuck off transphobe.

  • That's cause France sucks.

  • Handjobs are sex and you should definitely be including them when your doctor asks if you've had any sexual activity recently in your STI risk factors diffusion.

  • In my country the tofu and meat imitation products are in their own section, but the vegan vegetables, the vegan potatoes, the vegan bread, the vegan pasta, the vegan sauces, the vegan fruits, the vegan chips, the vegan biscuits, the vegan coffee, and the vegan TV dinners are in the normal places for those things.

  • Then buy bacon. Or go online and try to find some info about what could resemble bacon in your country/area.

    Why are you so set on making it harder for shoppers to know what they're buying?

  • "Oh no! An animal wasn't killed to make this steak! Well, this was a waste of time and money."

  • Good point. I have a fair and unbiased solution to the problem that will help everyone:

    Steak made from plants and fungus must be labelled as "meat-free steak".

    Steak made from cultured cells must be labelled "cultured steak".

    Steak made from dead animals must be labelled "corpse steak".

    There we go. Now everyone knows what they're buying. Thanks for your brilliant suggestion.