I was mostly joking :) But also here I am with 35 paid vacation days (I also have maybe 13 paid days of parental leave left, which was initially 210 days, per child). 10/10 would recommend being born here.
Split it along the time zones instead. Less states and simpler administration. Washington DC can be its own time zone just to mess with people.
In fact, my Switch 2 is being shipped from Poland. Unfortunately it is stuck in Germany (Leipzig) now because there is a strike there.
Well you have Final Fantasy up to 12, Persona, Dragon Quest, Octopath, Bravely Default II, Suikoden remaster, which are some multi platform games. Xenoblade, Fire Emblem are two pretty heavy and exclusive series. Then as you mentioned Mario RPG (+paper mario). I agree there are some recent JRPGs that are probably too demanding though. Clair Obscur I am hoping for a Switch 2 version, but we will see.
Let me just try to pitch latex to the executives first. I’m sure they will be onboard in no time ;)