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  • That every time people had sex, the woman became pregnant. I thought that every sex scene in a film meant the film had to be stopped for 9 months until the actress could give birth.

  • Da na da na da na da na Bat Eyes!

  • These are both subjectively true.

  • Clarke's third law. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Quicksand thing is fucking stupid though.

  • Car talk

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  • This is what happens when the mass of memes is so heavy it collapses upon itself.

  • You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say "can't".

  • "Ask for your patience and understanding at this difficult time" sounds a lot like "we will be using this as an excuse to deny all claims until further notice."

  • Wasn't he, quite famously, born in Bethlehem?

  • The man seems to know what he's doing and, well, "might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb". Plenty more CEO's in the range.

  • IIRC the NK soldiers have been fighting (and dying) in the Ukrainian occupied parts of Russia, and haven't been deployed to the Russian occupied parts of Ukraine yet.

  • In ancient Rome, the sitting emperor often would choose a successor from, well anybody really, often not even a relation. They then adopted that person. If one has to have hereditary rulers, this seems a fairly sensible way to go about it.

  • Don't let the door skelp your arse on the way out.

  • You can buy self-adhesive, transparent rubber dots for the glass. 3 or 4 around the edge for the glass to sit on and it won't need to be perfectly level.

  • There a fine line between genius and insanity. Apparently that's the line between left and right.

  • Anything in the Alien universe. Weyland-yutami do not take proper care of their employees.

  • Go to work? Fuck that, I'm watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy instead.

  • “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

    That would appear to include rape now.

  • This very much depends on your level of skill, experience and awareness of the dunning-kruger effect.