I heard her tell a story about how she entered a Dolly Parton drag competition on a whim. She was delighted that she lost!
As I was reading, I had to check that this wasn't The Onion writers, the tone is so spot on. Is this from a satire site I don't know about?
My cats do that too, they also drool in two specific circumstances even if you aren't petting them.One, the gray cat when you are holding her and your hair is long enough to stick her face in, she'll drool in your hair. No petting really required.Two, if the tabby is in your lap making biscuits she drools. Sometimes she'll make a little slurpy sound first like she's trying not to.
I heard her tell a story about how she entered a Dolly Parton drag competition on a whim. She was delighted that she lost!