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@ dystop @lemmy.world

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  • [REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process

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  • That's a really good excuse to use haha

  • Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!

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  • You read this when it was posted? Guess you're a long time redditors too!

  • Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!

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  • Yeah that's true. It's been a long time since it happened, but I remember she was also puzzled at the cashier's behavior, so I'd love to think that she enjoyed it too!

  • Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

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  • I personally think the best "maliciouscompliance" act mods can do in the long term is to switch up all the subs.

    So technology will be used for gardening, gardening will be used for android, android will be used for coffee, coffee used for pcgaming, etc. It'll make everything really confusing for new users and help slow their growth.

  • Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase

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  • The official reason for such rules are usually "we need a mix of vendors" or something like that.

    The unofficial, true reason is usually that the organizer wants to be the only one selling water so they can sell it for $5.

  • Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

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  • Definitely allowed. For now, anything that fits in the spirit of malicious compliance is fair game, it doesn't have to be text only too.

  • How to close down Production 101

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  • Automation brings speed and consistency, but there’s a significant difference between consistency and accuracy.

    I deal with automation vs manual input a fair bit also, this is really accurate.

    As a rule of thumb, when one or two cases go wrong, it's usually human error. If hundreds of cases go wrong at once, it's probably automation run amok.

  • You really need to think about what is more important...

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  • dude your storytelling style is ace!

    hats off to Chad.

    Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as “Dr. Wheatley”. He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley.

    This made me chuckle.

  • Admin work matters!

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  • We were disqualified due to my automations because they considered them cheating.

    What the hell? I've never heard of anyone being scolded for being more productive.

    I guess everyone in your office must write everything out on parchment and quill then.

  • How to close down Production 101

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  • "the person who has been working here for a long time must be wrong, it can't ever be the automated system!" - said no sane human being ever.

  • [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

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  • some places have "0" for the lobby too!

  • [REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.

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  • Laughs in MBA

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    Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.

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    You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

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    Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.

  • [REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.

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  • you're welcome! I already see a few bits of OC, i'm hoping that eventually OC will outweigh reposts!

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    Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

  • [REPOST] "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OK

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  • sometimes the managers too. and sometimes corporate.

    like you said retail is just toxic.

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    You might like to back up that decision...

  • Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

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  • i'm sure many people can relate to teachers and bathroom permissions!

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    Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!

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    "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OK

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    You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.

  • [REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.

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  • yum yum :) seriously though, the justice boner is why i liked reading these stories.

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    Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.

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    Malicious software code review

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    Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.

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    Truck driving on Salary

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    Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure!

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    You can't badge back in if you haven't badged out?

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    Want a rental agreement? Sure thing!

  • Malicious Compliance @lemmy.world
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    Super extra spicy fried chicken

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    Automated my useless boss out of her job

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    You won’t pay for my hotel? Ok I’ll drag your name through the mud and you’ll pay for a more expensive hotel

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    Pre-COVID: "No working from home; it'll cost you if you do!", During COVID: "Please work from home.."

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    "You need to grade my test ACCURATELY! It's for a SCHOLARSHIP!!" - Oh is it, now? Let the pettiness ensue.