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Dragon Rider (drag)

@ dragonfucker @lemmy.nz

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Drag rides dragons and also "rides" dragons. drag/dragself person-independent pronouns. That means drag's pronouns are the same in first, second, and third person.

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  • Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

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  • Salt is very dangerous for kids. It's made from mixing a chemical that explodes on contact with water and a chemical that the Nazis used to gas people.

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  • Vomitorium is just Latin for big doorway. They put vomitoria on the sports stadia for the crowds to fit through.

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  • Maybe this is why they all get bad plastic surgery

  • Is being better than a CEO impressive?

  • Sounds like you're at least slightly better than a CEO. Good job.

  • The rich billionaire will still have dogs even if you don't, and the cops will still idle their cars even if you don't have them. They don't care. We're buying time for an armed revolution.

    Drag had a dog growing up and loved it, but drag could never have one as an adult, because drag wouldn't feel right buying it meat. It's a bit selfish, but drag would rather let other people handle the dilemma about whether it's better to kill shelter dogs or dog food. Drag is perfectly happy with drag's dragon, and one day when we have our own house, we want to get two rats.

  • Does blaming puppy mills make it easier to give them money, or does it just cover up the bad feelings?

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  • This is great!

  • That's XNOR

  • KILL THEM ALL AND LET A NORSE GOD SORT THEM OUT

  • Drag thinks we should expose kids to a safe environment most of the time, and to little bits of predatory design in contexts that make them easy to identify. Like a vaccine.

    "Dad, how do I put armour on my horse?""You need to grow up and get a job and a credit card for that.""That sucks, I hate Oblivion! I want to go back to Morrowind!""It's okay buddy, I pirated the Oblivion remaster. Let's play that instead."

  • Sounds like something someone who had friends growing up would say

  • the distance from the equator to the poles is a quarter of the circumference

  • Cows say moo!

  • Well you can have normal levels of spice and drag will be force fed absurdly hot food that hurts to eat by drag's partner, and then we can all be happy

  • Por que no los dos?

  • Drag wants it to hurt

  • This got drag thinking about North Korea. They're probably like Americans when it comes to knowing what their country does.