Just got mine today. There were a couple hiccups for me though.
First is communication. I didn't know these were available until a family member mentioned it. The pharmacy has signs for flu shots, why not covid?
Second, supply. I tried making an appointment a week ago, but they didn't have any, so I had to wait until now.
Finally is insurance. My provider is fantastically opaque about whether they'd cover it. I didn't know if I'd have to pay for the shot until I saw $0 on the receipt.
To say this has been fumbled would be an understatement. I'm not convinced that any agencies or companies are even trying to get people vaxxed.
The post neither implies nor states that 'closet trans' and 'shitty cis' are the only possibilities. There's obviously a lot of cis men who would take the offer of transition information in stride. The OP isn't judging you.
As for the whole American thing, you're right, you did go wild.