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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]

@ deforestgump @hexbear.net

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  • NSFW

    Freakenomics but Everytime I'm freaky I get 1 dollar 😜

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  • Some say they were a 'Superfreak'!

  • Redditors when you eat a centuries old cultural delicacy instead of chicken tendies for every meal

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  • Every slave food becomes a delicacy at five star restaurants.

  • [CW NERD ALERT] I have no choice but to abandon my principled leftist position of hatred of the genocidal racist imperialist project known as Israel and support it.

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  • Look sweetie- me assuming that these children WANT to eat, would be harming their potential for future earnings.

  • Cuba says four shot dead on US-registered speedboat

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  • Bay of Pigs

  • Benjamin "Mud Butt" Franklin

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  • This has become a trend I've noticed at parks in the US. They have these random boxes around a museum or historical site where you can "smell history".

  • Removed

    DPRK kills 2 mossad agents, tells Israel "grab their bodies in 24 hours or we dump em in the sea." I hope this is real, cause damn, based

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  • DPRK really said “come get your mans!”

  • How do I get the "banned" flair?

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  • Boil all French Canadians

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  • Quebecuck

  • China has invented Enlightenmentpunk: the e-carriage

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  • State of the Goonion

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  • LETS GET IT ON!

  • Locked

    Oh no

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  • They’ll be disabled when I’m done with them.

  • Nixon in China

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  • It premiered in the late 80's. Everything had that weird Memphis style to it.

  • Nixon in China

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  • nay

  • Nixon in China

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  • Nixon in China. An Opera by composer John Adams

  • Nixon in China

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  • "Death to Israel? So you want to kill all Jews?"

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  • The average american is 3 missed treats away from perpetrating a mass casualty event

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  • I woke up and read this as "3 missed tests". Now, I have a lot of dreams about missing class or being unprepared for an exam from when I was in high school. But none would trigger such an event.

  • NSFW

    "It's heart wrenchingly sweet"

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  • Yes! Omg that was perfect!

  • So my dad has stage 3 lung cancer, they're starting chemo with him soon.

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  • Love you homie! Hoping for the best!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Thanks, Lenny!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office

    apnews.com /article/britain-epstein-andrew-former-prince-arrested-fb0b9e738bf7ede10651914ee3f3583d
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Same as it ever was...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Breaking The Gender Barrier - Integrate Sports Now

    danielgarrick.substack.com /p/breaking-the-gender-barrier-integrate
  • news @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    ICE Car Chase Kills Savannah Teacher

    www.wjcl.com /article/local-state-leaders-react-crash-kills-savannah-teacher/70386120
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Why Bill Ackman Is Making a $2B Bet on Mark Zuckerberg’s A.I. Vision

    observer.com /2026/02/bill-ackman-invest-meta-mark-zuckerberg/
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Erika Kirk hit with new 'grooming' claim over alleged messages to 15-year-old

    www.msn.com /en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/erika-kirk-hit-with-new-grooming-claim-over-alleged-messages-to-15-year-old/ar-AA1W8SFc
  • chat @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Hey chat, Happy Valentines Day!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Homeland Security has reportedly sent out hundreds of subpoenas to identify ICE critics online

    www.engadget.com /big-tech/homeland-security-has-reportedly-sent-out-hundreds-of-subpoenas-to-identify-ice-critics-online-135245457.html
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    The Joy of a Defensive Culture: Bad Bunny, Stravinsky and the Invisible Fence of American Art

    substack.com /home/post/p-187881181
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Noem adviser Lewandowski sought to carry a firearm at DHS, alarming officials

    www.ms.now /news/noem-lewandowski-dhs-gun
  • news @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    The Illusion of Resistance: Democrats and the ICE Machine

    danielgarrick.substack.com /p/the-illusion-of-resistance-democrats
  • emoji @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    :MALK:

  • sports @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Kyle Tucker's Dodgers contract might have been the final blow for labor peace

    www.espn.com /mlb/story/_/id/47620464/mlb-2026-kyle-tucker-los-angeles-dodgers-free-agency-labor-cba-offseason
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    After 88 years, Gallup will no longer poll presidential approval ratings

    boingboing.net /2026/02/11/after-88-years-gallup-will-no-longer-poll-presidential-approval-ratings.html
  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Motion to ban belly_beanis

  • news @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Sheinbaum reports “no information” on drone use along the border today

    apnews.com /live/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-closed-updates
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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Airspace over El Paso, Texas, closed 10 days by FAA for 'special security reasons'

    www.cbc.ca /news/world/us-faa-el-paso-airspace-9.7084125
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Man detained by police in Nancy Guthrie search speaks to ABC15

  • music @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Tommy Wright III | Boiler Room Memphis: The Legends of Memphis Rap