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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]

@ deforestgump @hexbear.net

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  • Waowie

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  • I need to take a shower.

  • very good. glad you can use wikipedia.

  • What about then?

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  • I hate boxing. But I love seeing an editor get knocked out.

  • ugly dog killing removed

  • Sometimes I wake up very depressed by my ability to navigate this horrible wasteland of a planet. Then I'm reminded that I am not the dumbest person here by a mile.

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  • I hate boxing. But I love seeing an idiot get knocked out.

  • Thirsty.

  • Brings new meaning to the term ‘honeypot’

  • Sorry, I don't drink soda!

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  • “But this one goes to 11…”

  • You mean the guy who divorced his wife and married his research assistant who was 30 years younger than him was a creep?

  • Got eeeeeeeeeeem

  • Fuck! That’s good!

  • KKKGB

  • HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO KEEP TEACHING YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!?!

  • Just make sure not to use the family’s spice grinder.

  • Sperm recovery unit < Sperm proliferation lotion

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    First they came for the podcast hosts, but I was not a podcast host.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Publicly dunking on Nazi's and shooting 100% from the field these past 24 hours. Some call it an historic run.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What did Charlie Kirk know about Trump and Epstein

    www.axios.com /2025/07/15/trump-epstein-maga-charlie-kirk
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Glad to see the SPD out in defense of the National Socialists.

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Like it or not, Charlie Kirk WAS a Nazi

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Sad but true...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kirk's final DM's

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    BREAKING: Confession video released

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Anyone seen Mike Ehrmantraut?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Livethread: Charlie Kirk Shot (and killed) at Utah Event

    apnews.com /live/utah-valley-university-charlie-kirk-shooting-updates
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Glad to see Air Force intelligence is still hard at work on Reddit

  • memes @hexbear.net

    How israel wakes up every morning

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    It’s going to be wild when blue states start calling for the deportation of red state citizens coming over the border to get healthcare (which is still not free)

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Any fellow bean lovers into skateboarding?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Good Boy

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kash Patel's girlfriend sues ex-FBI agent who said she was an Israeli "honeypot" spy

    boingboing.net /2025/08/29/kash-patels-girlfriend-sues-ex-fbi-agent-who-said-she-was-an-israeli-honeypot-spy.html
  • technology @hexbear.net

    stages of 🏴‍☠️

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Trump floats changing Defense Department to Department of War: "We want to be offensive, too, if we have to be"

    www.cbsnews.com /news/trump-defense-department-to-department-of-war/
  • badposting @hexbear.net

    How come Elmo hasn't interviewed President Trump?

  • politics @hexbear.net

    Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips

    www.thecity.nyc /2025/08/20/winnie-greco-eric-adams-aide-attempted-cash-katie-honan-reporter/