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  • Don’t be :) have a laugh at the orange fuck for me

  • God please if you are listening, free us from the french. We are tired to pretend their food and wines are superior. You can move them to Scotland, nobody understands scottish or french anyway, they will get along perfectly.

    /s

  • Apologies. Arabs felt too generic and I was hoping nobody will notice. :)

  • Woah woah, hold your horses cowboy 🙌 I was tryin to be funny. No of course no, I lived with arab people in an arab neighbourhood, I’m well aware.

    That said tho…….

    Gulf countries are very similar I’ve been told (never been). Kinda like german and austrian people, spanish and italian, nordic and sweden, scottish and irish people. Indistinguishable. /s

  • I love how the saudis are treating the orange shitbag like a toddler.

    “Do you want the plane that goes brrrr? We put the big screen to watch foxy newsy :)”

    “Oh oh do you hear this sound? Yes! It’s the mcdonny truck! Choof choof!”

  • Thank you I will try.

  • I’ve been the crazy guy yelling apocalypse for a while now. Honest? For Europe will be hard but in the long run it will embolden us (or crush us). But watching the US collapse under the weight of his own stupidity is something so so refreshing to see.

  • :( I'm tired, this is stupid. European credit history (if you ever been in debt or late on installments) is very different from the credit score in US and, apparently, Germany (I wonder why). Ehi, you wanna support shark loans? Be my guest but don't expect sympathy.

  • "Bro one more loan please. This is european debt, this is the good shit. I swear that mcdookie is worth it. Pls bro sign up, I need a promotion... "

  • at least in Germany we have SCHUFA scores

    Literally the only country in continental Europe. Ahah Yes, very smart 🤓

  • That’s why shitting on them is never enough. Corporations are not people, bullying is fair game.

  • Damn, you got me wow. 🙌

    The main business model of Klarna is buy now pay later, they do other stuff because this is fate of corporations aiming for monopoly.

    Now it’s the onboarding people/losing capital moment, they will also suck your dick if you subscribe to the loyalty program.

    Regarding my personal life (which is none of your business) I shop locally and pay cash. If I really really have to shop online i use local payment processors like SEPA, satispay or ideaal (we have many) or in extremis my debit card. More questions?

  • We don’t usually use credit cards in europe. We don’t have credit scores here, the majority use DEBIT cards. Which is the opposite.

  • Yes I’m also very fucking mad about those but it doesn’t seem the topic of the thread.

    You are welcome to do more whataboutism and prove even more that you understood nothing about the topic.

    Perhaps you also wanna share why you support parasites? Please, teach me.

  • They are doing marketing. I feel many companies are reading lemmy and try to gauge sympathy and market reputation.

    Klarna pr marketing if you are reading, i hope you get explosive spray diarrhea.

  • Ah okay, you want to see me mad.

    Klarna, like any of the other “small loans” or “get now and pay later” companies are slimy bag of shite parasites of society. Their business model is being a shark loan on hungry and poor people.

    These are the disgusting pieces of trash:

    One day their faces and names will be removed from the website but their crimes won’t. Mamma mia.

  • Excuse me, are we promoting Klarna here? Do you want to see me mad?

  • Thank you for taking the time to write it all down.

  • Well fuck me damn. Do you experience anger?