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dalekcaan

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  • Judas

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  • That, or Jesus was the American people and we're in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

  • blue, blue christmas

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  • Hey gurl, you want sum blue?

  • Happy Anniversary Henry! Rule

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  • "We built you a new one."

  • Love the annual tradition

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  • Good on your mom. Lots of people say they'd pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

  • Mastery of HTML

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  • Trump’s cabinet isn’t as anti-Wall Street as voters might want to believe | Robert Reich

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  • Surely this cabal of billionaires will be just the ones to put those rotten billionaires in their place!

  • Rule

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  • Americans will use anything other than metric

  • I created it for peaceful purposes [Too Much Coffee Man]

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  • Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia

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  • The man admitted to collecting and sharing information but denies espionage charges.

    Um?

  • Just asking questions, bro

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  • Yes, for the love of God!

  • Eerily circular rule

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  • The Baghdad battery was a clay pot containing vinegar and two different metals, which could produce a voltage of 0.5 volts. Therefore, we can reasonably conclude aliens used these to power their spaceships. Cuts to poorly rendered CGI shot of lightning bolts shooting out of the pyramids up to flying saucers.

  • Litter at your own risk

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  • Unfortunately last time he came back it was to sell SUVs

  • Removed

    10,000 hours shortcut

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  • It was that day that Dave learned what a constrictor is

  • Remember kids, only genociders are allowed to fight, victims must meekly submit or be Just As Bad(tm)

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  • Yes, because as we know Ruzzia has a wonderful track record with negotiations and can 100% be trusted to Do the Right Thing™

  • Shaun

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  • "I was the killer all along! I was testing your abilities as a father!"

    "Shaun! Shaun! Shaaaaaaaun!"

  • I've got a double peen AMA

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  • Tag yourself, I'm rip.

  • But yes.

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  • Nuclear power is just boiling water

  • never gonna happen

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  • See, I don't understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

  • Time to go to the Soup Store

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  • WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!