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Sarcastic bitch with a wine problem

  • Almost like they want Trump to win, hmmmmmm

  • There's a cool rock‽

  • Javascript bad.

    Applause please.

  • In fact, that guy might die "resisting arrest" face down on the ground with his hands handcuffed behind his back and a knee to the neck

  • Coincidentally this is pretty much the diagnosed ADHD starter pack as well

  • remora fish.

    So in case somebody else here doesn't know squat about remoras, I went on Wikipedia and found out that they're fish that attach themselves to a host animal in a mutualistic arrangement. They remove ectoparasites and loose flakes of skin etc, and their diet is mainly composed of the host animal's shit.

  • Certainly not! Or other industries for that matter. It's a good thing executives everywhere aren't just concentrating on squeezing the maximum amount of money out of their companies and funneling it to themselves and their buddies on the board.

    Sure, let's "rightsize" the company by firing 20% of our workforce (but not management!) and raise prices 30%, and demand that the remaining employees maintain productivity at the level it used to be before we fucked things up. Oh and no raises for the plebs, we can't afford it. Maybe a pizza party? One slice per employee though.

  • Not sure how this one slipped through.

    I'd bet my ass this was caused by terrible practices brought on by suits demanding more "efficient" releases.

    "Why do we do so much testing before releases? Have we ever had any problems before? We're wasting so much time that I might not even be able to buy another yacht this year"

  • Where am I being thick? What do you think I'm not understanding?

    I don't understand your objection to anything I'm saying.

  • Conservatism is a plague of death.

    As long as we keep pretending conservatism is a valid political ideology, nobody is going to be safe

  • NATO expanded under Trump.

    How much of that is attributable to anything Trump did?

  • I'd rather be informed with a popup than have to remember to periodically check the settings in case they've maybe added dark mode. Tying this to "advertising tactics" is, well, ridiculous – they're informing users about a new feature they might not otherwise learn about, not selling literally anything

  • Or a raccoon with a crowbar

  • Yes I was 100% normal until I saw this, this is definitely what got me all nihilistic

  • I do believe the comment about the ball wearing out was what humans refer to as "humor"

  • Vacuumbnb

  • Swift is just an emotional support billionaire for liberals.

    There are no ethical billionaires, and this includes Swift.

  • Ironic?

    I guess that's as good an explanation as any.