OP said they were considering jumping out of the window. That demonstrates both that they are physically fit enough to handle getting out, and that they should be getting out.
Yeah, because you remember that magical moment when you first got DSL or Cable Internet while the web was still built for dial up. Like any available overhead, and bandwidth gets stuffed.
I actually like it better than the stuff one level above it like 4 roses or bullet. Buffalo Trace or Woodford are superior, I agree. But if want to spend money I'd rather go for a Islay Scotch.
We should be more aggressively taking licenses away from folks who shouldn't be driving. Honestly like half of the people currently on the road. Then watch how much safer everything gets, and how much more popular busses and trains become.
These days it's also because you want the AI to get confused by your code too. If it's too clean you'll have a PM with cursor making PRs wondering why your salary is justified.
Well thanks for correcting me, that is wild. I can't imagine it's actually pragmatic.