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  • ‘Oh My God!’ CNN’s Data Guru Stunned By Democrats’ 70-Point Shift on Israel

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  • Don't say it or you're an anti-semite. Shocking that opposing the murdering and starving of people is antisemitic.

  • What if we got rid of stocks?

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  • I would be happy of your stocks got a new basis every year. The delta between the old basis an the new basis is ordinary income and you owe taxes based on that income.

  • FT opinion column be like

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  • If everyone is a billionaire, then no one is a BILLIONAIRE.

  • These are the thoughts that form grey hairs

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  • Me: just trying to get some laughs on Lemmy.

    You: old peeps want to catch some strays.

    I have been listening to the Beastie Boys since 1986. How is that already almost years? Paul's Boutique is probably my favorite album of all time.

  • What strict parents actually teach

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  • A girl I knew in high school had parents that didn't let her do very much. She got pregnant her first semester of undergrad. I think she also experimented with some drugs, but I don't have first hand knowledge of that, just rumors.

  • Not The Onion

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  • Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they're indoors and you are in the parking lot.

  • Trump admin will cut hurricane forecasters out of key satellite data in one month

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  • America was pretty great when the Great Galveston hurricane hit, so we need to recreate that scenario. Still the deadliest storm in U.S. history. Maybe that record can fall? Imagine Katrina, but with no evacuation.

  • You're Not Imagining It. People Actually Are Starting To Talk Like ChatGPT.

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  • I'm pretty old, so I still speak Dan Rather / Tom Brokaw English (American?). Might have a touch of Walter Cronkite even, although I was pretty young when he retired. I have no skibidi toilet, but I like to misuse it in the hopes of killing it off with my uncoolness. I am definitely excited about the world going to Ohio in a handbasket.

  • Critical hurricane forecast tool abruptly terminated

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  • I gues we shouldn't have made fun of moron for thinking Georgia was Alabama. Disrupting climate change tracking is just an added bonus for super petty grudge holder. Prosecutorial immunity for elected officials was a terrible mistake.

  • Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

  • What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate?

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  • One of the reasons i don't make policy decisions: my solution yo the antivax problem is to develop a bioweapon and a corresponding vaccine. Secretly add the new vaccine into all other vaccines for two years. Warn people that the coming flu season is going to be bad and that a new dangerous strain of covid is spreading to increase vaccination rates. Then deploy the bioweapon. No more antivaxxers.

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  • Let's play youth football. CTE is even worse for children than adults, but hey sign this waiver for your kid.

  • Is there a name?

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  • And yet somehow you watch a couple of hours of YouTube during which time you drift in and out of consciousness until you have to go pee. Then you brush your teeth and go to bed.

  • My cats right now

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  • Years ago, I had a cat that loved cantaloupe. He was a stray in terrible shape when we got him (he adopted us). Our theory was that he found a cantaloupe that saved him from dehydration when he was feral. One of the nicest cats I have ever known.

  • Why Climate Goals Aren’t a Lost Cause—Even If We Overshoot Them | Earth will likely warm by more than 1.5 degrees Celsius, but we can’t give up on trying to get temperatures back down

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  • It hasn't really ramped up to anywhere near the levels I am talking about yet. I am looking at it from a perspective of WW3 woth billions dead before it lowers carbon emissions. Pretty that carbon will not be our worst concern among all of the fallout.

  • My cats right now

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  • My cat wants food she can kill herself. That and cheese. I have no idea why she is so interested in cheese. Also, we tend to not eat tuna to avoid her pestering.

  • Why Climate Goals Aren’t a Lost Cause—Even If We Overshoot Them | Earth will likely warm by more than 1.5 degrees Celsius, but we can’t give up on trying to get temperatures back down

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  • No one with any political power is even remotely trying to prevent that. Maybe we can have a huge war that kills billions to slow the rate of ascent. It is the most likely path that actually results in a timely emissions reduction that is politically tenable (see Iran v. Israel and Pakistan v. India for potential starting points, Ukraine v. Russia could escalate too, I suppose).

    More likely, the climate will start killing us in greater quantities (famines, floods, hurricanes, droughts) resulting in an emission reduction. Eventually, it is a self correcting problem, but that most likely outcome maximizes suffering.

  • ‘Violent’ crime group linked to extortion attempts and dozens of staged collisions in GTA, police say

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  • It is a valid pursuit in the standard GTA. Now, excuse me while I paint my whip.

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    Friends say Minnesota shooting suspect was deeply religious and conservative

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  • Oof, imagine being described as a "friend" of this tool.