Doing it once may be overlooked, but the second time, you're in for a real hard time!
Plus, remember that there are always 'factors' that are involved in being able to get away with killing someone using a vehicle. Make sure you're white, they're a minority, you're rich, they're poor, you are in a friendly relationship with the police officer who will show up on scene, or the prosecutor, get a good lawyer (part of you're rich, I suppose), have something about the other person that is really negative (can be part of they're a minority if you're in a really red area).... any I'm forgetting?
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
I get the point of the comic, and partially agree with it, but asking someone about themselves is so many different directions rolled into a ball of vectors that gets pressed out on a piece of paper and you're expecting to one, get something coherent, and two, understand it... which is insane.
Let people talk about things however they get started, then roll onward from there.
I'd really prefer to just put them in the compost bins, like football pitch sized ones hundreds of feet deep. We can use the fertilizer after a couple of decades.
There are 8 billion folks on the earth, and half are guys. I'm sure there are a few who have that thought, but it's just like anything else: numbers make a mockery of all/none or even most/some claims.
The part about it being gay is also just for trolling/stupid dunking purposes. I would bet that if you got the people you were asking the question of to read a few books and learn to express themselves, you'd find that most people don't scrub their asshole because it's generally seen as dirty and contaminated, so they limit themselves to using the toilet paper, thereby not contaminating their hand or wash cloth in the shower. Nothing to do with thoughts of it being gay or not.
Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.
I mean, it feels good... It's just not sexual. I think when I sit around at the computer idly going, it's akin to kids who are young, like beginning around 3-6, that you'll see doing similar things. Freud (who had really great observations, really shitty explanations of them) even had an entire stage for it. It's not because they're imagining carnal relations with others or all the emotional attachments of a (sometimes nascent) relationship leading to lust that builds into a desire to violently make with the genital friction.
I tried getting into gideon, but it just felt weird in the way it was written. Something about the narrative's perspective and framing was hard to grab onto.
The blood/urine/breath samples come AFTER the arrest. At least where I live, blood needs a warrant, which they aren't getting without enough 'evidence' to convince a judge. Hence the roadside sobriety tests. They can take a breath sample because the law requires that you give one if you have a driver's license (it's part of all the legal paperwork you sign when you get one), but you can't really force someone to give a breath sample because it's not a simple thing.
The breathalyzer and blood are definitive tests, but they aren't needed for the arrest or the conviction. A cop that I know said the best cases were the ones where he stood a driver in front of his car's camera for about five seconds and you can see them visibly fall over or stumble while just trying to stand there. Criminal cases are always about convincing a jury, and that means that 'evidence' like a car swerving on the highway, the smell of alcoholic beverages, the field sobriety tests, the general appearance or manner of the driver, the statements made, etc., all matter.
Were they acting out of character though? Because from the time they were in the car until the scene pictured, they seemed pretty consistent to me. You could make the argument they were influenced all the way back at the beginning of the movie, but I always was pretty horrified (exaggeration, but general feeling) and on chihiro's side as soon as the car stopped. The desire of her parents to walk through the tunnel and continue on always seemed weird. I like planned adventures, not to have an impromptu stop while moving. We can have fun and explore once the absolutely critical task is done, goddamnit! I will not succumb in fiction to what I do in real life!
The cop will have one more piece of evidence to arrest you on. No dwi is made solely on you failing a single test, the judge would laugh their ass off for that. But when you tell one, "he was swerving across multiple lanes, smelled of alcoholic beverages, couldn't say the alphabet starting at e and ending at t, had XXX nystagmus (there's like three types they check for), did PZY clues on the walk and turn test, and admitted he had been at the bar an 'hour or so ago,'" they suddenly have a very different conception of what failing to remember the alphabet means.
Remember, don't answer any questions on a traffic stop, kiddos. It's always shut the fuck up friday. ALSO, fuck people who drive drunk, but mostly don't give cops the time of day if they ask, much less any other info.
Doing it once may be overlooked, but the second time, you're in for a real hard time!
Plus, remember that there are always 'factors' that are involved in being able to get away with killing someone using a vehicle. Make sure you're white, they're a minority, you're rich, they're poor, you are in a friendly relationship with the police officer who will show up on scene, or the prosecutor, get a good lawyer (part of you're rich, I suppose), have something about the other person that is really negative (can be part of they're a minority if you're in a really red area).... any I'm forgetting?