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brokenlcd

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  • Might be time to find another job

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  • I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with "GI supplements, don't drink" written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn't believe the warning.

  • I cast fireball

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  • Backwards. It will put it back in instead of making it come out.

  • Crikey

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  • I mean, i think a video call works just as well, but you do you.

  • Crikey

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  • An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.

    Who says that man doesn't carry out that function?

  • Shhhhh

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  • My microwave is so old the hum of the transformer is louder than the worn out bell that signals when it's done. Eventually i'll pillage the transformer out of another one to keep it going. I refuse to lose the mechanical dials that are on it.

  • Even in android Microsoft is still trying to get you to use edge

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  • Quick question, what suite are you using on mobile? Haven't managed to find mutch open source stuff to edit word documents.

  • Some things just refuse to die

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  • Basically that phone was a continuous hand me down. My dad, a construction worker, bought it for himself, hence the cement mixer. Then, he managed to get a phone plan with insurance, so if it broke at work he wouldn't have to pay for another phone. And the s5 got handed over to my mom. Where the pasta sauce happened.

    Last. It got handed to me. A wee kid that was starting to dabble into the deeper side of IT. And thats were the rooting came from.

    That phone is a trooper. And i genuinely miss when phones were not as fragile as tissue paper.

  • 2025-06-20

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  • Someone forgot an equation for the projectile motion.

  • Some things just refuse to die

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  • Galaxy s5. That phone fell twice in boiling pasta sauce, survived falling in a cement mixer. And managed to not get corrupted by 13 y.o. me rooting a phone for the fist time. No replacements parts other than a new battery. It still fucking runs.

  • You mean I can't say 11

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  • It's a logarithmic scale.

  • Silent films are making a comeback thanks to second screen reel content

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  • I'm using jerboa. Not sure why it doesn't render properly if the space isn't there. Now it works fine.

  • Silent films are making a comeback thanks to second screen reel content

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  • Quick tip, there needs to be a space between ::: and spoiler. Or else it doesn't parse correctly.

  • Hell Yeah

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  • Everything the light touches. But not the light itself. Checkmate.

  • Anyone else?

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  • I have a feeling a good chunk of us, Me included, needs to run:

    dpkg-reconfigure tzdata

    But we all lack root privileges.

    The command changes the timezone on linux systems. Root is the equivalent of admin on linux. The joke is that we know what's wrong, but we aren't allowed to change it.

  • Meet Atticus

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  • Considering that you can stand iniside some of this pipes. Yes.

  • Meet Atticus

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  • For a fraction of a second. That rectum had the volumetric flow rate of an oil pipeline.

  • why do some people put a space before a question mark or exclamation point?

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  • The reason i sometimes do it is because my brain sees a typed word as ending with a space in principle. Even if it the only word i'm typing. I doubt i managed to make sense, but anyways.

  • I got a feeling..

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  • What is something you like to tell people?

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  • Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i'll stick with the train.