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booty [he/him]

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  • Fortress Friday (On Saturday?!?) Provisional Sharing and Storytelling Thread

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  • I'd be open to retiring it and starting a new one, but I'd also be open to the idea of doing silly stuff that makes it more likely for fun to arrive and then letting the fort die before moving on.

  • Fortress Friday (On Saturday?!?) Provisional Sharing and Storytelling Thread

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  • I was thinking of making a post like this myself! I don't have an active fort atm, I was thinking of starting a new one today. My last fort I encountered a strange issue. Sometime after attracting the queen and her husband to my fort, I was looking at my noble menu and suddenly realized I was once again being led by a duchess. I checked out the royal quarters and noticed that the queen's tomb was unassigned, though the king-consort's tomb was still assigned... to a regular weaver. I checked him out, and his wife had the title of "farmer" and was not present on the map. On the world menu, my civilization had a king I'd never heard of, with my duchess as the second name on the list. My fort was still labeled as a capital and I wasn't receiving any dwarven caravans or migrants.

    Did my royal family get deposed? And where did the queen go? Anyone encountered anything like this before?

  • good books for growing niblings?

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  • I literally came to recommend A Wizard of Earthsea. I think it would maybe be a little hard for someone of that age to read on their own, but if an adult is reading it to them I think they'd love it.

    Just don't let Dad read the author's notes, she's pretty explicitly based in those.

  • 5 layers of thermal clothes on and I'm still freezing. The mail truck got stuck outside and had to be pushed too.

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  • Here in the depths of Satan's asshole winter is the only time being outside is bearable. I wish I lived somewhere that winter sucked

  • Inventing Reality

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  • He looked like he was on his last legs back in like 2016. I'm honestly amazed he's still hanging in there.

    These fuckers got pedophile superpowers I swear

  • Average british peer moment

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  • Yeah of course I had to participate in child sex slavery, what was I supposed to do, let Donald Trump and Bill Gates think I'm a loser?

  • Fortress Friday - Beardrenched: Episode 7

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  • Ooh, yeah I didn't notice that it was supposed to be Moonworm, who hasn't posted in this thread.

  • Fortress Friday - Beardrenched: Episode 7

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  • where fort

  • Pokemon Card Art of the Day

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  • I have played this card many times, and I don't even play much Pokemon. Sick ass art for it though, never seen this one.

  • Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.

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  • Looks like he's getting the fuck out of there because he's scared of being caught too lmao

  • ‘WHY IS IT WRONG TO R*PE KIDS?’: MAGA Hits GROTESQUE New Low | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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  • This is just the title of the youtube video, OP wasn't thinking about the Hexbear word filter I'm pretty sure.

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    Black Rose Anarchist Federation - Novo General Megathread for the 6th-12th of February 2026

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  • ooh that's pretty. maybe I should grow some of those

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    Black Rose Anarchist Federation - Novo General Megathread for the 6th-12th of February 2026

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  • I honestly have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it would be for bookkeeping (surely computers could eliminate most issues at this point?) but I really feel like you should get paid pretty much as soon as you clock out. You did the work, where's the fucking money, right?

  • Found this while image searching "communism bicycle"

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  • Fully automated luxury gay space communism is coming

    And it's coming via bicycle

  • PSL hurts our movement

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  • (who also does the whole "COVID isn't over!!" mask-shaming stuff)

    Are you actually an anti-masker? Holy fuck

  • (CW: severe racism) This is what happens when you don't curbstomp racists; the lib solution of peacefully dealing with these people doesn't work

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  • Every time they remake Vine it gets even worse. And I didn't like Vine in the first place!

  • VIRGIL MENTIONED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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  • He never officially quit the pod as far as I'm aware. It's been a while but I'm pretty sure she implied that he completely ghosted her just like everyone else? So it wouldn't surprise me if she still thinks of him as the cohost and would let him seamlessly return if he wanted to lol

  • POV: You are a Cop who failed to Parry

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  • How about immolate every single one of them immediately? Don't abolish ICE though, let people keep signing up. But then you just immolate them when they show up for their first day at work.